Gosh I Love Arrows

Huh?

[queer-plant]

I am afraid of the historical relics left on this blog, tbh

[queer-plant]

I cannot believe I am actually typing a post on tumblr dot com again; in the year of our lord, 2020

[rednightmare18]

modding skyrim be like

[firstborn-of-akatosh-deactivate]

[petr1kov]

rest in fucking pieces, mr. darcy

[buckyonthelam]

paintedtapestry THIS SCENE

[lionlass7]

#imagine being a woman reading this for the first time and throwing her bonnet on#racing as fast as she can down the street to pound on her friend’s door#WHAT PAGE ARE YOU ON DEAR HELEN#NEVERMIND I SHALL SIT WITH YOU UNTIL YOU REACH IT#IT IS MOST DIVERTING (via buckyonthelam)

[stephrc79]

Well, I didn’t see THAT coming.

[lizziekeiper]

Still one of my favorite things on the internet. 

[goodinthestacks]

get him

[breelandwalker]

SLAAAAAY

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

I’M HOLLERING!

[diablocodys]

me watching as disney’s tactic of getting people to blame sony for this spider man shit and pressure sony to give disney even more money and power is working: 

[diablocodys]

disney execs are really popping the absolute biggest bottles whilst also setting fire to the film industry. 

[harlivy]

I got an ad for the us air force on my fb and I clicked “why am i seeing this”. Hell world!!!!

Holy Shit

[harlivy]

Well!

[dopamine-till-doomsday]

[ambieealyssa-blog]

[theorganasolo]

Carrie Fisher with Harrison Ford and Mark Hamill on the sets of the original Star Wars trilogy

[tiktoks-we-like]

[automatic-caution-door]

[teacup-and-murder]

The worst thing I’ve laughed at all week

[russiawave]

mmm, beets

[iraffiruse]

[dhampirfangs]

Hi my name is Ulfric Stormcloak and I have a long stormy cloak(that’s how I got my name) with fur that reaches my midback and swamp green eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Ysgramor (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Talos but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a nord but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a jarl, and I rule windhelm. I’m a stormcloak (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly cloaks. I love cloaks and I wear them with all my clothes. For example today I was wearing a Grey cloak and silver armor, and black pants, with silver bracers and boots. I was walking outside Windhelm. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of imperials stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

[nihilistwife]

Any law that can have its punishment avoided by being sufficiently rich shouldn’t exist

[aleshakills]

Thats all of em

[nihilistwife]

Just the response I wanted

[actualmermaid]

The Hard Times is coming for my scalp again

[postllimit]

[benkenobee]

Fun fact y’all, the reason why so many Ancient Greek and Roman statues have tiny genitalia was because large ones were associated with stupidity, ugliness, and foolishness. Smaller penises meant rationality, wisdom, and authority. If you look for ancient statues of well-known horny and mischievous figures like Pan, they have hella large dicks.

[communistbussy]

i’m stupid and my meat is huge

[veryfunnymemes]