an unfun good place/parks and rec list
Leslie: As a deceased U.S. president, Leslie Knope is spending eternity learning the intimate details of every life she and her policies ruined during her time in office.
Ben: Ben is regressed to 18 and spends all his time building and managing Ice Towns, usually in the desert and watching them fail in new and horrible ways each time. Â Heâs also going to be wearing roller blades, boyshorts and a leather neck tie for the rest of time, and everything after that as well.
Tom: Tom Haverford, Baller, is wearing just slightly too tight burlap tighty-wighties and a 3XL Pawnee Tricentennial t-shirt. Â Heâs ringing up beautiful clothes, in a cold store. Â Heâs desperately focused! Â Thereâs a Celebrity two registers behind him!
April: April is a flight attendant on an infinitely long plane. Â If she ever stops smiling, she receives a strong electric shock.
Andy: Andy is spending eternity in a pig crate, wearing a bespoke three piece suit and being force-fed hot dogs. Â Is he up to his mouth in his own shit? Â Yes.
Ann: Ann lead a reasonably moral, if unremarkable life. Â She is naked and running through flaming brambles forever.
Chris: Even though his body continues to age, nobody else in this gym he canât leave until heâs young and beautiful again has that problem.
Ron:  While Ron does data entry in an office with an open floor plan and a âstrong office culture,â thereâs a socialist utopia absolutely raging outside.
Craig:  Heâs still managing the parks department and it isnât so bad, except all of his teeth have been fused into one enormous âuni-toothâ, so he canât talk or unclench his jaw. Â
Donna: Donna is like 99.9% sure sheâs in the good place, but every so often she gets bored out of  her mind for, like, years.
Jerry/Larry/Gary: Â Heâs pretty sure Donnaâs in the good place, because they probably wouldnât be pen pals if they werenât.
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