fortuna major

MILΛNO · WOC ≡ HΛRRY POTTER · MΛRVEL

[4thesubtext]

#married

[ororostchalla]

omg so cute 😍 arguing about human rights and legality of slaughtering an entire house politics with your imperialist boyfriend 🥰

[elliedisorder]

I MISS HER

[dyke-rights]

when playing as Ellie in the sewers it's around the same time as Abby is fighting the Rat King.

If you listen REAL close (w headphones) you can hear what sounds like Rat King screams and gunfire traveling through the sewers from Ground Zero.

[annushorribilis]

[riricitaa]

💁🏻‍♀💁🏻‍♀💁🏻‍♀💆🏻‍♀💆🏻‍♀💆🏻‍♀

[world-of-cats]

[graemoon]

This is like a small child uncertainty taking a bite of their first piece of cake and then realizing that it’s the best damn thing they’ve ever eaten and shoving it all right into their face with grabby hands and just delighted. I love this kitty.

[a-melior-ate]

This cat looks very graceful. A proper lady.

[missmamibee]

love this video of three japanese fisherman seeing a cat and losing their minds

[missmamibee]

sequel 

[small-puddle-oceanographer]

The best part is, the three guys in this found out the cat was a stray and bullied by the other warf cats, so they decided to buy a house and move in together so they could adopt her 😭 Her name is Marimo now and she’s so much happier and healthier now!

[unholyvenom-moved]

me: capitalist lives don’t matter!

carlton drake: *is*

me:

me:

[begitalarcos]

365 Days of Beautiful Men // Day 146 // Ben Barnes

[ororostchalla]

missing carlton drake hours :(

[lousolversons]

God has abandoned us… I won’t.

[autodrive]

“God has abandoned us… I won’t.”

[zeddpool]

Tag yourself, I’m Dr. Dan and Eddie Baby

(Bonus points if you caught the Monty Python reference)

Edit: Realised I’d gotten Dan surname wrong, oops

[blakagar]

did u believe Thor is the god of lesbians

Obviously. From a strictly evolutionary standpoint the ultimate peak that mankind can reach was achieved by Thor, and Thor alone. I mean did you see the guy’s triceps in Ragnorak? The only logical explanation is that he harbors lesbians in his upper arms (to explain that sort of strength and definition). And we all lived with the knowledge that God of Thunders’ blonde hair was bright, flowing, and femme lesbian in every way plausible. Haircut? No problem, one word: Butch. I rest my case.

[ororostchalla]

Amazing. Well said. Perfection.

[hogwartshousefriends]

Gryffindor: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong?

Hufflepuff: Strong.

Slytherin: Weak.

Ravenclaw: An idiot.

[byebyebriar]

The Four Elemental Power Walks

Water:

Earth: 

Fire:

 Air: 

[viperbranium]

my favorite thing about this is that each of them is walking in a different direction, it’s like these girls are off to conquer the entire goddamn world

[buttsputnik]

They’re gonna meet in the middle

[vqlkyrie-deactivated20170904]

200

200: Dragons or wizards?

HAHS can I say Charlie Weasley that’s basically both ??

OK THATS ALL OF THEM sorry I never check my notifs and OMG mil this was a lot but I luv u