Orthonas

Blegh

[muntzerism-diggerism]

The onion does not miss

[startedraining]

[catchymemes]

[gibsterlife]

When they go over the requirements for a project at work

[keeyawnuh]

[badassdemonsword]

completely obsessed with this image

[marcitlali]

[quinoaphoenicks]

me after smoking half a bowl and drinking one bourbon on a weeknight

[marcitlali]

me after taking Yak tranquilizers in a berlin warehouse

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

you need to change your life styles or you might pass away .

[n0rala]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[normal-horoscopes]

its scientifically proven and for some people its a religious thing. it goes hand in hand with manifestation and subliminals. stop fucking posting about something u dont understand. u sound like an idiot

SHOW ME THE STUDY

[normal-horoscopes]

YOU SHOW ME A PEER REVIEWED STUDY THAT SAYS REALITY SHIFTING HAS BEEN PROVEN ILL DELETE THE POST AND MAKE A FORMAL APOLOGY

[normal-horoscopes]

DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING THRILLED I WOULD BE IF IT TURNED OUT A BUNCH OF TIKTOK TWEENS FIGURED OUT THE SECRET TO TRANSDIMENSIONAL TRAVEL?

ANON IF THERE'S A SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN WAY FOR ME TO TALK TO THE REAL SOLID SNAKE, AND YOU ARE WITHHOLDING THAT INFORMATION FROM ME, I WILL BE EXTREMELY UPSET

[normal-horoscopes]

ANON SHOW ME THE STUDY

[normal-horoscopes]

ANON PLEASE

[lerios]

[lady-byleth]

Fenris: when I heard some fool went charging into the Deep Roads armed with nothing but a sword and sarcasm I was pretty sure I was going to find Hawke down here

The Warden, covered in Darkspawn blood and stuffing a whole granola bar into their mouth: find who now

[coolboysclub]

mods are asleep post grandpas fucked up bed from stardew valley

[raphmike]

I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

[chefpyro]

i’m having a stroke

[notreblogs]

can somebody caption this for me

[magearna]

I wish my father was here! *LA CUCARACHA!* *SCrrEEEEEECH* *COWBOY MUSIC* HELLOOoO Soss! Timmy Turner, my name is Dougsdale Dimmadale Dimmadimmsdomedoodiddomedimedimmsdimmadimmadome owner of the Dougsdimmsdimmadaledimmadimsdomedodimmadimmsdaledimmadimmsdaledimmadome! Thank you for locating my long-lost son Dale Dimmadimmsdomedoodiddomedimedimmsdimmadimmadome, heir to the Dougsdimmsdimmadaledimmadimsdomedoodimmadimmsdaledimmadimmsdougsdaledimmadome fortune! If there’s anything I can ever do to repay you for your kindness, all you need to do is ask!!! Doug Dimmadome? The owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome? Not right. Not right? That’s right. Doug Dougmadomedimmadimmadomedimmsdaledomedaledimmsdodimmdougdodimmadomedimmadomedimmadomedimmadome owner of the Dougsdimmsdimmadaledimmadimsdomedoodimmadimmsdaledimmadimmadimmadimmadimmsdaledimmadome. The same Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, where they’re showing Crash Nebula? On ice? Yeah! Not right. Not right?! That’s right. Timmy Turner, my name is Timmy Dimmadoodimmadome owner of the *SOUND OF COMPUTER DYING* Then you can get me three tickets to s– Not right! !O L L E H *hcEeeeEERrrCS* *!AHCARACUC AL LA CUCARACHA!* *LIMO REPEATEDLY PULLS UP AND PULLS AWAY* I wish my father was here! *Freezeframe, grayscale* CRAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLINGGG INNNNNNNNNN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN THESE WOUUUUNNDS THEY WIIIIILL…………….

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

just so you know this transscript is in fact actually 100% accurate

[posponedora]

c i a o ! !

[euphrates75]

No harm to any religion. It’s just a lamp ads by an Australian company. However, it’s funny!

[katiekomics-deactivated20240416]

I’m going to cry 😂😂

[tienriu]

Ahaha, the reason why Mohammad is specifically mentioned as not being able to be there is because in Islam, portrayals and portraits of Mohammad are forbidden.  But they didn’t want to be seen as either hand waving him as at the table but not shown or as explicitly omitted.

Very smart move there advertising script writers.

[thathighclassbitch]

This is so wholesome

[indigobluerose]

was that last dude a frikkin Jedi

[airyairyquitecontrary-deactivat]

In Australia more than 70,000 people (0.37%) declared themselves members of the Jedi order in the 2001 census.  Now granted, many of them were taking the piss but that is if nothing else a lot of piss-takers.  An even greater percentage of the New Zealand population self-identified as Jedi in the 2001 census - 1.5%, which to put it in perspective is 0.3% more than said they were Buddhists.  We’re due for another census this year (the normal five year pattern got thrown off by the Canterbury earthquake in 2011 so the most recent one was 2013) and due to popular demand it appears that on the new forms, there will actually be a box you can mark for Jedi, rather than it being a write-in option.  (They’re also going to include things like identifying more denominations of Christianity and Judaism and more recently formed systems like Falun Gong, but obviously it’s the Jedi who make for a fun headline.)

So including a Jedi at the table of religious figures reflects an actual cultural (if not sincerely religious) phenomenon in this part of the world.

[micaxiii]

OP’s typo mislead me so hard, I was wondering when LAMPS where gonna get into the picture

[aileruaa]

LMAO THIS IS CUTE

[hammerheadshart]

been shopping for ski suits- i keep missing the re-stocks of the one i desperately want, so i’ve been entertaining a few other options.

this site has a couple pride things, but nowhere in the title or description are they listed as such. like the names are abstract, and there’s no hint in anything besides the design that it’s a pride thing. it’s like the oposite of baiting

[hammerheadshart]

i got the last one

[orthonas]

They're all on the TipsyElves store along with a bunch of other neon esque designs

[midnightwinterhawk]

[tackedtothewall]

Images are of this twitter thread from Archer Kasai, depicting beats in the 1999 film The Mummy as moments in a tabletop RPG.