your mom

storyteller//queer//german//she/her//18

[guerrillatech]

[silly-slacker-person]

There are political newspaper comics that aren't this succinct

[reebmiester]

your honour their married and thats their child

[spaceacedeluxe]

@oscarwildesbestbitch

[toastbutteregg]

sorry but in my opinion this is so rude

[counterturn]

The notes on this post are just filled to the brim with the society-killing US chest-thumping of ‘HOW DARE YOU ASK SOMETHING OF ME IN MY OWN HOUSE???????‘ and just like... you guys do understand this is why you had Trump, right? Because all of you feel this way about each other?

Like, you are all aware that this is exactly exactly exactly how right wing people feel about being asked to use pronouns? “You want me to change MY behavior just to benefit YOU? FUCK YOU. I WOULD RATHER CALL YOU THE WRONG NAME FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE THAN BEND TO YOUR WILL.“ But hey. Lawnmower go brrrr, right? Based? The person asking for courtesy was the one being rude?

On reddit, I would expect this, but I’m surprised to see it on tumblr because like... this is the queer website? We care about each other here? Sometimes I feel like some of you are only right by coincidence and not by conviction or principle.

Maybe it’s because I’m from a third-world country, but in my eyes lawnmower man is such a gigantic cunt I cannot even believe my eyes reading this story. Part of being in a community, even a tiny, ad hoc one like a neighborhood is recognising that there are parts of our spaces that overlap, and we give and take from those spaces in equal measure. In my neighborhood, that means my neighbors are allowed to stay up until 3 AM partying if they want. You won’t hear a peep from me unless you’re doing it every night. I party too, and we both understand each other. It means my neighbor’s kids can play the drums and ride their very loud motorcycle outside. I have my own loud hobbies, and we all respect each other. And if you leave a note on my door asking me to be quiet while you have your WEDDING? Of course man, no problem! I hope it’s a sunny day and the ceremony is beautiful! I know that if I ever need anything, you will help me out as well. I mean come on, people. Are you seriously searing over one afternoon of your life? That is such a reasonable request. You were probably being quiet anyway! Stop trying to be the main character and build connections with the people around you. Being nice costs nothing and will only bring you gains. How else do you expect people to be respectful and kind to you, if not in return?

[hug-your-face]

“Stop trying to be the main character and build connections with the people around you.”

[silversoulstardust]

being an asshole is not edgy y'all

[weaselle]

i feel i should balance this post by recounting how about a year ago our neighbors (who are the most annoying kind of wine-mom/finance bro dad family with a kid that never stops screaming and who have loud drunk pool get togethers with another similar family all the time) hosted a back-yard wedding and distributed notes asking for quiet just like in the op

and everyone in the neighborhood stayed quiet for the wedding, even though a lot of us consider them to be irritating neighbors, because that was someone's wedding day, and common decency, and it's best to be good when given an opportunity to be good, and all that. Also, everybody's "please be quiet" note had a little bag of candy attached to it, which, y'know, helps

and last weekend there was a quinceañera with a live band that played until after midnight, and the only comments i heard from anyone in our (mostly old white retired) neighborhood about it were that it sounded fun and the band played a nice mix of songs

[ourflagmeansgayrights]

currently pissing myself over the way that the blackbeard-themed emo makeovers are serving SO much cunt. with one notable exception.

^slaying absolute penis

^utterly swagless. cringefail first mate. did not understand the assignment. go girl give us nothing.

[ashstfu]

i love when I don’t give a fuck about anything i love not having a single thought in my brain i love when i’m not constantly remembering a horrible thing from the past i love when i let go of things

[pastlink]

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags a song you used to hate that you now listen too an unhealthy amount

[clonehub]

I hate you epitome of innocence being represented with blonde hair I hate you lightness representing goodness I hate you "angelic features" automatically being read as blonde hair and blue eyed with pale skin I hate you whiteness as the default for morality I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[everythingfox]

It was very effective

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

when you’re a 14 month old french infant in a military hospital in the late 18th century and that weird hungry guy comes into your room

cant stop thinking about this post. i dont think any “that face you make when” type posts has prompted over 20 minutes of research in me before

[atiredhedgehog]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarrare

[never-forget-viva-la-pluto]

JESUS CHRIST

[posts-from-a-funnier-timeline]

[lew-basnight]

“The fork was never found” will haunt me evermore

[lobotomyscars]

"everybody experiences that" says mother who has the same symptom of the same mental illness

[lilacandladybugs]

"what if im a bad person" yeah? well what if you arent? what if you're trying your best and you're growing and you're kind? what then?

[wasabibytes]

[movedclonekisser-deactivated202]

we should legalize polyamorous marriage  for all the other reasons we should but also because I wanna see what polygamous divorce looks like

[killjoystrays]

[unawakening-float07]

[clonidinecoochie]

[accidentalkilljoys]