Best Water Starter, hands down!

There's nothing I love more in life than cartoons, chocolate chip cookies and bad puns!

[im-fostering-it292]

REblog if you are Asexual, support Asexuals, or spend most of your time actually thinking about Superheroes.

[isthatatiktok]

[handweavers]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[nyadversary]

big shoutout to the gas station near my house which is running a deal on energy drinks and thought the best way to express this on their large LED sign was to make it read BANG MONSTER 2/$5

[nyadversary]

update: you'll be pleased to know that they rethought their sign and have changed it to read MONSTER BANG 2/$5

[nyadversary]

i have terrible news about the economy

they raised the price of monster bang :(

[glitchgirlgasm]

Monster bang inflation 😵‍💫

[plumped-up-furrys-deactivated20]

monster bang inflation 🥺🥺🥺

[houndmother]

many of you just. genuinely don’t believe that people can grow and change.

[houndmother]

this is about the death penalty and its also about call out posts about people who have already apologized for things they did a long time ago and it’s also about using ‘toxic’ or ‘abuser’ as if its an immutable class of person, and its also about any other circumstance with permanent consequences or wherein you assume someone is still the same person they were.

[k-wame]

[creature-wizard]

[Description: A divorce lawyer answering the question "do you believe in soulmates?"

He answers: I believe that whoever created the concept of soulmates should be taken into the town square and beaten to death. Or you should tell me who they are so I can send them a check for a couple of hundred thousand dollars, because they have done more to facilitate the demise of happy marriages than I could ever aspire to doing.

The concept of a soulmate to me is absolutely bizarre. To suggest that out of eight billion other people in the world, that there's just this one person, and they happen by the way to live within like the same town as you, where they went to the same university as you - what were the odds of that? And that's the only person you could ever have a happy, fulfilling relationship with. That's insane, folks. It's insane. And by the way, it's toxic. Because here's the thing: when you get married, society essentially tells you, this person, they're supposed to be your best friend, best lover, best roommate, best travel companion, best co-parent - that's a hell of a resume, guy. Like, it'd be shocking to find someone who fits all three of those things.

So what happens when you have this concept of a soulmate? And my partner, you know, they're the best co-parent, they're the best roommate, the best travel companion, but you know, they're not the best lover I ever had. Well, they mustn't be your soulmate then. That means that there's somebody out there in the eight billion people, that they would be the perfect one. And that's what the horizon that just forever recedes and keeps people constantly craving the next thing that might check all of the boxes. It's dangerous.

Look, we break in relationship, we heal in relationship. You're marrying a human being. They're just as flawed as you. They have great moments, they have awful moments, they have heroic moments, they have villainous moments. This idea that somebody out there is going to be this perfect angelic presence in your life, it is a fiction, and it is the siren song that's gonna send you right into the rocks of my office. /End Description]

[ahhvernin]

I need this man to write a poem or short story anthology about the woes of marriage as the divorce lawyer looking in. I think it would be FASCINATING. "it is the siren song that's gonna send you right into the rocks of my office" SIR. PLEASE. WRITE ME SOME MORE VERSES.

[k-wame]

[creature-wizard]

[Description: A divorce lawyer answering the question "do you believe in soulmates?"

He answers: I believe that whoever created the concept of soulmates should be taken into the town square and beaten to death. Or you should tell me who they are so I can send them a check for a couple of hundred thousand dollars, because they have done more to facilitate the demise of happy marriages than I could ever aspire to doing.

The concept of a soulmate to me is absolutely bizarre. To suggest that out of eight billion other people in the world, that there's just this one person, and they happen by the way to live within like the same town as you, where they went to the same university as you - what were the odds of that? And that's the only person you could ever have a happy, fulfilling relationship with. That's insane, folks. It's insane. And by the way, it's toxic. Because here's the thing: when you get married, society essentially tells you, this person, they're supposed to be your best friend, best lover, best roommate, best travel companion, best co-parent - that's a hell of a resume, guy. Like, it'd be shocking to find someone who fits all three of those things.

So what happens when you have this concept of a soulmate? And my partner, you know, they're the best co-parent, they're the best roommate, the best travel companion, but you know, they're not the best lover I ever had. Well, they mustn't be your soulmate then. That means that there's somebody out there in the eight billion people, that they would be the perfect one. And that's what the horizon that just forever recedes and keeps people constantly craving the next thing that might check all of the boxes. It's dangerous.

Look, we break in relationship, we heal in relationship. You're marrying a human being. They're just as flawed as you. They have great moments, they have awful moments, they have heroic moments, they have villainous moments. This idea that somebody out there is going to be this perfect angelic presence in your life, it is a fiction, and it is the siren song that's gonna send you right into the rocks of my office. /End Description]

[ahhvernin]

I need this man to write a poem or short story anthology about the woes of marriage as the divorce lawyer looking in. I think it would be FASCINATING. "it is the siren song that's gonna send you right into the rocks of my office" SIR. PLEASE. WRITE ME SOME MORE VERSES.

[shoboingboing]

Every Spidey needs his MJ

These two have consumed my entire headspace for months. I'll be cooking up more Satosere (and Spidey!Ash) sketches for the meantime, writing fanfics would just have to wait😓 You may not see but Pikachu's thirdwheeling here, like always.

[vegitofan0]

I’ve alluded to a topic like this before but I feel as though the amourshipping and or the Serena fandom’s toxicity is massively exaggerated or over blown. Now obviously with these fandoms being larger than most you’re just going to have not only more but louder problematic people and the amourshipping community has had its fare amount of controversies. I think the nuance that often gets ignored is that a lot of these involved smaller but louder people and they aren’t really representatives of how the larger community acts.

I understand why some might feel some level of animosity towards amourshippers because especially during xy’s run amourshipping was an almost inescapable and a lot of people in the amourshipping fandom were very intolerable towards other ships. But as xy has ended and Serena and or amourshipping has become more divisive people have seemingly stripped every ounce of nuance and the main consensus has become amourshippers and Serena fan bad. It’s completely poisoned the well and now unless you are in a specific fandom space for amourshipping you are basically inherently painted in a bad light for just liking a thing.

It’s gets to a point where people push certain narratives or rhetoric about amourshippers that’s just generally not true. Specifically when people insinuate that amourshippers are basically weirdo’s who project themselves on to the characters to try and live out these weird fantasies I guess. A lot of people don’t find issues with this as they probably feel like it’s punching up because amourshipping and Serena are still very popular,but it gets to a point where people are just fine with shitin on others for daring to be positive about Serena or amourshipping.

Like I tend to see a lot of people share there experiences with being basically alienated from certain general groups that talk about the anime. Personally speaking I’ve been dm’d before by random people that felt it was necessary to tell me personally why amourshipping is one sided or that Serena in the anime sucks.

I’m honestly just ranting at this point because it’s become very frustrating trying to talk about shit that you like without some dork in your ear trying to tell you that it’s actually bad and that you’re "delusional"

People just need to chillaxe especially because these are fictional characters and the fact that the anipoke fandom has some people that will call you out your name and then try and pull the whole "well amourshippers are the actual toxic ones" card is wild to me.

Anyway vegitofan out!:)

[shencomix]

[shencomix]

[feefal]

pH balance in your mouth, and how it affects your teeth! Inspired by my dentist scolding me for my daily energi drink consumption, cause it’s apparently detrimental to the health of my enamel… whatever that means

why does battery acid have to taste so good…

[seirxi]

took a long break but i'm back with my episode 50-53 post-watch drawings!!

provisional hero license exam time...I'm not worried at all for class 1-A to be honest. they have way too much experience to fail i think

(the rest of my watch drawings can be found here)

[historical-nonfiction]

Bugs Bunny accidentally transformed the word nimrod into a synonym for idiot because nobody got a joke where he sarcastically compared Elmer Fudd to the Biblical figure Nimrod, a mighty hunter.

[omegajako]

Etymology is ridiculous and terrifying sometimes

[garbage-empress]

Bugs Bunny is more powerful than God

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

He also solidified the idea of rabbits loving carrots when carrots actually carry very little nutritional value for rabbits. The funniest part of that is that the original joke was a reference to a Clark Gable film where Gable munches on a carrot, it was never meant to imply that rabbits love carrots. The Clark Gable reference would’ve been obvious to audiences in the 40s but it has been pretty much lost to time.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Bugs Bunny has too much power and should be feared.

[sadscruffy]

[savsketches]

what do u all know about iidamei?

[shortbreadly]

i hope that after the war the UA students got to, you know, actually get to be kids

click for better quality <3

[dead-dyke]

You wrote about murder?? Murder is illegal?? You wrote about this dude killing someone and you didn't even say 'murder is bad' at the start of the book, wht wtf, wtf is wrong with you? I can't believe you condone murder, I can't believe you're pro murber, oh my fucking God don'ttalk to me when ou literally kill people, freak. I'm calling the cops, what the fuck, I'm shaking and crying.

[budugu]

I've just found out that boys aren't usually asked questions like "What's your favourite flower?" "What sweets do you like to eat?".

So I'm going to take the lead.

All the boys and men of Tumblr if you come across this post reblog with your favourite flower and sweet.