If Only Middle Earth Was Us

Sad, gay, and in love with Felicia Day.

[thathomestar]

[prevsofialamb-blog]

# WHOEVER MADE THIS IS GOING TO BE FUCKING TAKEN OUT BY THE GODDAMN KGB

[press-any-key-to-continue]

Reblog this because it would piss off Putin. 

[lyrical-galaxy]

I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve reblogged this

[laukkuryssa]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

Russia is well on track to becoming the weirdest dystopia ever imagined

[sadmyballoonflewaway-deactivate]

[klouwnshu]

I almost didn’t turn the sound on.  I almost missed out on the greatest thing I have witnessed all week.

[fuckyeahkirk-mccoy]

sofisia71 day !!!!!!! #startrekbeyond@startrekmovie 🚀🖖🏽

[osricisadisneyprincess]

Bones: Don't pander to me, kid. One tiny crack in the hull, and our blood boils in thirteen seconds. Solar flare might crop up, cook us in our seats. And wait till you're sitting pretty with a case of Andorian shingles. See if you're still so relaxed when your eyeballs are bleeding! Space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence.

Kirk: so you think i'm pretty

[foulserpent]

i call all my friends after 20 years of no contact and invite them to visit me at my house, which is a farm in the middle of nowhere. they approach the farm gates and i appear looking like this

[sneeking]

..go on…….

[foulserpent]

i lead you into the barn where i live and offer you snacks and refreshments. it’s a bowl of minnows and 3 caprisun pouches

[brightereyes]

accept the capri sun, cautiously refuse the minnows

[foulserpent]

i tell you that it’s fine, leaves more for me, but you can tell im a little hurt. we watch cutthroat kitchen in silence, i seem to be attempting to drink my caprisun through my gas mask, but im failing miserably. you say nothing.

[brightereyes]

i say nothing

[foulserpent]

at one point i go into a shed and bring out more caprisun pouches and a single triscuit for you

[brightereyes]

Thanks

[foulserpent]

youre welcome

[thesugarhole]

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside

[ohsulu]

#kirk is secretly a beastie boys groupie

[petimetrek]

Star Trek fashion?

I wanted to know the number of the ep “Journey to Babel” and for some reason I found this:

So I went to seek answers to this site… but there is not explanation.

Anyway… I like these dresses and now I want to draw or see fanart of Spock, Bones and Kirk wearing them.

[avengers-on-the-uss-enterprise]

petimetrek This is 

exactly 

how I remember

that episode went

[homomagis-blog1]

Trek Text Posts : 1/?

[adestroy]

I’m anxiously waiting for a call about a job so I drew this??

How they look all together

[brakehagen-deactivated20161009]

i’ve been laughing at this for like 8 minutes straight

[amyfarrahs-deactivated20161015]

[unflavoredwaxedfloss20]

[alexander]

wtf the fuck

old english proverb (via godpenis)

[stability]

[neutral]

when you know you fucked up your phone passcode but you press enter anyway

[butyouaremymess]

Dean loving Sam [insp]