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bearie

chucktaylorupset

BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR

I MAKE A DIME

THATS WHY I MAKE MEADE

OUTTA THE COMPANY SLIME

BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR

I MAKE A DIME

THATS WHY I STEAL HONEY

TWO ATTA TIME

BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR

I MAKE A CENT

THATS WHY I TAKE HONEY PACKETS,

BOTTLE, AND FERMENT

BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR

I DONT MAKE JACK

EXCEPT FOR THE MEAD

#MEDIEVAL LIFE HACKS

the-most-beautiful-duwang

do not separate them…..

overlyactivepingpongball

Starter Pokémon in Ohio

computationalcalculator

I’ve been trying to find this post again for ages

sometiktoksarevalid

loth-catgirl

now that's a friend indeed

cipheramnesia

"Ignore the long Elmo" no I don't think I will

miyoriia

trans girls are so cute actually theres like a 50% chance when you pet them on the head they start unmasking and stop pretending to be human its so important

batsarebetterthanpeople

Actually I'll never forgive Punk Rave and Killstar and fast fashion brands for tricking people into thinking that being goth or punk or emo is expensive. Babygirl the only goth brand names you need to know are Rit, Good Will, Etsy, and Studs and Spikes, we used to shove safety pins through our ears and then they started selling earrings that look like safety pins for 15.99. We used to dye thrifted wedding dresses black and they started selling gothic gowns for 300 bucks. We used to put studs on boots we found in the back of the good will and they started making Demonias. DIY or die wasn't perfect it can be exclusionary to disabled people but whatever the fuck we've got going on right now is so much worse. It's not any more inclusive to the disabled and it is exclusionary to the people who made punk, to the people who made goth, to the people who made emo. If you've got the funds and you don't want to do diy pay someone else to do it for you but please let it be a small artist or a friend not some guy in a suit who's made it his business to gentrify punk. You can turn flats into platforms with flipflops, hotglue and gumption don't let anyone tell you different.

just-a-glowy-octopus

I would like to add, for anyone who does not already know, that using a 2:1 ratio of black-to-dark/navy blue dye will give you a richer/darker black than black dye alone.

gothiccharmschool

Yes, it’s getting more and more difficult to find interesting things at thrift stores, and it’s even worse if you’re plus sized. The other thing goths did Back In The Day was keep an eye on what was in the mainstream stores, then snapped up anything remotely gothy when things went on clearance. And then DIY-ed the hell out of whatever we’d found.

Some possibly helpful DIY links:

Original Dark and Gothic fashion DIY projects and articles.

Gothy DIY Tools – the Essentials! | Gothic Charm School

mail-me-a-snail

a robot shibari'd with its own wires. you agree, yes? reblog

mail-me-a-snail

the robot shivering n trembling because you're stretching its nerves around itself and it can't very well move to do anything about it. many such cases

mail-me-a-snail

plucking its nerves like guitar strings n hearing its cooling vents kick into overtime. is this anything .

mail-me-a-snail

so far the tags on this post consist of:

robot fuckers

transformers fans (also robot fuckers)

data star trek enjoyers

ultrakill enjoyers

bdsm enthusiasts

people who hauve covid

busket

I used to hate the word faggot but now I realize that it's probably one of the only things that the gay community has left that isn't being sanitized, shined, and sold back to us at a premium by deceitful ass companies who claim to like us but then vote for policies that kill us. you're not gonna see a bank in a pride parade with banners that say "we love faggots" but you sure as hell will see a gay person saying "I love being a faggot" it feels so more real.

and I want it to stay controversial too because if a bank ever feels like they have the right to say "haha faggot right guys? 😏🏳️‍🌈" we should be able to publicly execute their ceo

vossn

So I'm reading Metro 2033

fischtoria

i got it working :3

hymnsofheresy

i just woke up from a dream where i was being interrogated by a bunch of people asking me if “furbies are kosher” firstly…. im not jewish. secondly……..what the fuck

hymnsofheresy

please stop sending me asks pertaining to the kosher status of furbies. i really do not know. this was just a manifestation of my subconscious. im assuming that they are not kosher because furbies aren’t even food. but who knows! ask a rabbi, if you must.

natashatroyka-deactivated201902

Jew here! Furbies are actually worse than unkosher–they are not permissible as food, even for gentiles. This is because the Torah teaches that it is forbidden for any human to eat the meat of an animal that is still alive, and the Furby cannot die.

hymnsofheresy

hi this is the most ominous description of a furby i have ever heard

doing-90mph-in-central-london

fun fact: pigs can metabolize alcohol slightly better than humans, and they of course enjoy grains. this means that a pig can drink a beer as a treat. Rufus usually gets one a year, for his birthday. and he won't let the label stop him.

littleguysdaily

zealiketea

*Attenborough voice*

And here we see the uncommon transfem in her natural habitat, scrolling Tumblr, hugging her IKEA brand blahaj and eating stale biscuits at 2am. Based on her slumped position, self-comforting body language (such as rocking back and forth), as well as her generally unkempt look, we can infer that she is currently undergoing a depressive episode. Ah, she's about to cry again. Let us move on.

zealiketea

dont you dare

118sexen

:3

118sexen

we are getting closer :3

yr-tiktok-mom

doing-90mph-in-central-london

people at the grocery store sometimes do a visible double-take about how many vegetables I'm buying. they look at me probably thinking wow she's so healthy! it's ok that she's also buying donuts! she's earned them!

you fools. all the produce is for my pet pig. I'm eating donuts for dinner.

doing-90mph-in-central-london

an older woman actually stopped me once and told me I must be a great cook because I was just throwing random vegetables in my cart based on price. she was like "gosh! I would need a recipe to know what to do with all of those!"

i do have a recipe. it's very simple:

ingredients: vegetable

step 1: throw it on the ground.

doing-90mph-in-central-london

this is my son. btw.

oicuperp

hoffman's car

magical-missiles

@i-identify-guns-in-posts

this one's a doozy

i-identify-guns-in-posts

Springfield Armory XD-M

HK USP

Desert Eagle

1911 derivative (specific model unknown)

SIG P229 Elite

Beretta 92FS

Diamondback DB9

Ruger P-Series pistol

Kel-Tec PMR30

Ruger 22/45

Unidentified revolver, likely Smith & Wesson

Unidentified (revolver?)

maykitz

you forgot to identify the pink one

grenade-maid

11. Is a Ruger GP100, based on the scalloped section behind the cylinder and wooden insert in the synthetic grip

12. Is a S&W Model 10 based on the proportion of the size of the cylinder to the trigger guard, fixed notch rear sight, narrow hammer, and small grips that do not fill the upper portion of the frame behind the trigger guard

maykitz

you forgot to identify the pink one