[ota-tamashi]

emma/noa/syn | he/they | 21+ | watchmaker

mutuals can ask for my discord and other socials

art inspo blog: @sagramor

[petal-metal-blog]

OMG MY NEW SHOES CAME :3 ignore my ugly house arrest ankle bracelet. haha

[arroz]

I’ve known this post longer than I’ve known most of my friends

[cabbagefem]

Men and teenage boys treat not having a girlfriend like they’re being literally tortured to death

[gayboyadvance-deactivated202202]

cuppy noodles. gets em every time

[gogurtgirlsucker]

cats cant drive cars but if they could youd see some airplane ears in traffic, thats all im sayin!

[cakelovessalad]

this is so wild

[killorbekillian]

Narration, in a serious, dramatic voice: We find no evidence paranormal activity inside this mine, but we do find an absolutely adorable kitty kitty.

Person on screen, using a baby voice: Hi little kitty kitty! Hi little kitty kitty! Ohh, you’re just a little kitty kitty!

[just-a-geekygoth]

[regal-bones]

Holy ground

[regal-bones]

guys I went back to recreate this and. It’s gone.

Pour one out for butt dyke house

[pride-knightess]

I'll hold a vigil in its honour

[50-shaeds-of-fae]

[sacred-portal]

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[nonbinary-jakey]

hi, it's john craigslist. we're emailing to tell you we've removed your post ISO EUNUCH ADVISOR WITH PERKY A CUPS because it violates our community guidelines

[maidthings]

hi welcome to my kitchen this is my box that makes things cold and my box that makes things hot and my box that makes things wet and my box that makes things full of EM waves and my box tha

[winged-void]

this one has 👍 bread

[ashenmind]

box that slowly turns bread into stale bread

[anythings-a-sweet-if-you-eat-it]

boring take from real 21st century idiots: bdsm is bad because it's basically torture

interesting take from a fictional 14th century monk: torture is bad because it's basically sex

[ohholydyke]

Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins

[amorphousgenderlesscryptid]

I'm sure that's true, but something tells me googling "nun tied up by other nuns" "hot wax" "confessing sins" will likely get what you might call rather un-academic results

[koolthing0]

[goodgirl-inc]

Check the date, any calendar

[helenvaughans]

[zitasaurusrex]

[importantcatpics]

[rickybabyboy]

secret methods

secret reasons

[fireeternal]

rare selfshippers i love you. like i've never heard of that guy a day in my fucking life but you're so right pookie he seems perfect for you