Professional Otaku

I like to make puns out of my name.

[pug-tatoes-blog]

if u ever need motivation in life, here u go

[warm-human]

My goal in life is to be one of those people who are just light. You see them and you suddenly feel so warm inside and all you want to do is hug them. And they look at you and smile with the warmest light in their eyes…. and you love them. maybe not in a romantic way but you just want to be close to them and you hope some of their light transfers onto you.

[urmomsfave420]

Do you ever watch a video or see a picture and then gasp and say “MY BABY” when it is, in fact, NOT your baby but is actually a man in his 30s

[skunkbear]

The development of antimalarial drugs is fascinating – it is often driven by war and conquest. When human beings got busy trying to kill each other (during the era of colonial expansion, WWII, the Vietnam War), they often found themselves face to face with an even deadlier foe. 

Check out my animation that explores this incredible history.

Read more about the 2015 Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine.

[monmatch]

*thunder crack* maniacal laughter

[and-none-for-gretchen-weinersbye]

I do the same at the theater. I always say “enjoy your movie” and they almost always say “thanks you too” and it’s so great to watch the different reactions because some people will walk back to me and explain what they meant and it’s so great

[galahadiant]

[cassiuspascal]

Leonardo DiCaprio gets attacked by a penguin during a trip to the Arctic in 2006

[cassiebones]

“OMG MR DICAPRIO I’M A HUGE—OMG ARE YOU ALRIGHT?”

[rebellious-fae-deactivated20190]

Oscar worthy

[andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels]

Yeah, someone get that penguin an oscar

[atokniiro]

An introspective journey of artistic self discovery, presented as a 6 page comic.

[jack2son]

I THOUGHT IT WAS DEEP

[hotsunny-miku]

[unshaped]

Pikachu ‘bout to get lit af

[otaboo]

[sundropsam]

me when I get into a relationship.

[shoujo-paradise]

[phunderplonics]

[dirtfutch]

This is feminism

[nomehablen2]

Why did he put on like three different hats

[enchanting-ravenclaw]

a kid from my high is fucking trending on facebook because of a stupid petition to get a senior photo of him holding a cat into the yearbook…

[enchanting-ravenclaw]

(x)

[enchanting-ravenclaw]

UPDATE!!

My principal decided to join him in a photo.

The new photograph will go in the yearbook as a way to raise awareness for American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (ASPCA) and rescue animals like Mr. Bugglesworth and Vivienne.

[nohedgehogsok]

[petitepixiee-deactivated2015070]

things me and my laptop have in common:

slow

difficult to wake up from sleep

struggles to complete basic tasks

[capslockapocalypse]

got a hot bottom

[jacobinesque]

A man came across a beach covered in starfish that had washed ashore.  Further along he saw a boy throwing the starfish back into the ocean.  “What are you doing?” he asked the boy.  The boy responded “The tide is going out and if the starfish don’t get back into ocean they will die.”

“But there are thousands of starfish on this beach!” the man said.  “You can’t possibly save them all.  Even if you worked all day, it wouldn’t make a difference.”

The boy picked up another starfish and threw it into the ocean.  “It made a difference to that one.”

That starfish was Albert Einstein.

[oflivingthings]

Snow White. Bengal. Golden. White.

[wtfrobin]

Oh hell yeah this is the coolest picture ever

[biinarykid]

looks like God ran out of printer ink

[taygives0fucks]

reblogging for comment 

[thebootydiaries]

feeling egg

[thebootydiaries]

oh my god

[thebootydiaries]

guys for real im laughing so hard rn

[nobodyy-knowws-blog]

I think the worst part was that she was fighting with an egg

[chowderin]

i love 13 year olds