Well, shit.

old tumblr user still hasn't left this hellsite. Toby, 28, Pisces, she/her/hers

[hylianane]

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

[maseratus]

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

[mousidy]

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

[mousidy]

[bisthefairy]

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

[maightymai]

[cipheramnesia]

It's like talking to a 2010 Old Spice commercial with you people

[animentality]

[rayofsuunshiine]

And just like that.. I’m back on my Bucky Barnes bullshit.

[midwestxprincess89]

Yeeeeep

[animentality]

[rayofsuunshiine]

And just like that.. I’m back on my Bucky Barnes bullshit.

[midwestxprincess89]

Yeeeeep

[whichcouldmeanothing]

reblogged. reblogged. reblogged. youre all reblogged. none of you are free from my scrapbook

[strwbrrs-r-nice]

i want 50 avengers tower fanfics of the thunderbolts on my desk by morning do you hear me

[vamptits]

bouncing on his everything

[omtai]

[paperandpencilsandskips]

Yo moma so stupid she DRACULA'S AMULET ATTACK 🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛📿📿🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛📿📿🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛📿📿📿🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛📿📿📿🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛📿🇧🇷🇧🇷🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛

[grandpayaoi]

[normal-horoscopes]

Richard Nixon levitating

[maudgonnegirl]

[silverhawk]

ugh this picture of a snake peeking around a doorway is my fave this snake just looks so nice 

[thatautisticlesbian]

cutie pie

[mdq]

pet cigarette

[godisafujoshi]

[godisafujoshi]

[hatred]

I hate Crocs.

[butchhatred]

This post is so fucking funny to me. This is just a pic with a pile of croc shoes crossed out red with the title “I hate Crocs.” OP posted this in 2008 and never posted anything else, we don’t know anything else about them. OP’s URL is the word hatred and nothing else. For some reason however, their url did not get added a “-blog” suffix that the change in 2016 brought (maybe because this was made in 2008 but still. What if someone wants their URL? :( ) Truly the post of all time.

[bogleech]

And Crocs were still a recent “fad” at the time but 16 years later they are still here. The post failed completely to stop them. Op lost :(

[hellsitegenetics]

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Closest match: 1_Tdi_b3v08, Timema douglasi Common name: Walking Sticks

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[valtsv]

angel twitch streamer who uses her halo as a ring light

[valtsv]

her donos are called "indulgences" and when she ragequits her viewers start bleeding from their eyes and ears and spamming "WRATH MOMENT" in the chat

[valtsv]

instead of being banned you get damned

[victusinveritas]

[isabelopaque]

summers whimsy: schools out less work fun times with friends cute outfits 😊

The Despicable Heat:

[isabelopaque]

post cancelled i need to be alone with this person

[will1]

florida hatsun miku i do not mkae the rules