que sera, sera

what is the sound of one bloke pondering a massively shared hallucination

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[fulmionce]

I see we're learning about the flaming hot cheeto earthquake proof sarcophagus again

[beardedmrbean]

[fictitiouslysane]

[important-animal-images]

[fictitiouslysane]

[otakup0pe]

worth the price, at any price

[nudityandnerdery]

[sexhaver]

hung out with cousin's DJ friend last night and he said the best compliment he's ever received was when he was DJing an orgy and did his research ahead of time and came prepared with Portishead/Massive Attack/Cocteau Twins/etc and halfway through the set, a woman stopped mid-blowjob and pulled the dick out of her mouth to say (to nobody in particular) "damn, this mix is incredible!"

[reddit-eco-plus]

lien

[brawnie]

taking the porn off tumblr just made us all hornier. it used to be that we’d only sexualize basic things, like human bodies. but now?? you wouldn’t believe the things my mutuals are getting off to

[brawnie]

2016 tumblr porn: straight up just a gif of penis in vagina

2025 tumblr porn: video of someone slowly bringing a magnet to a CRT tv screen while static is playing

[filmbitchz]

reblog if you would give cheeses to these meeces

[sentimentalbeing2001]

Typewriter art by Elena Rebinder, 1930’s

[trinarysuns]

another day volunteering at the local train yard. everyone keeps asking me if they can hump the train. buddy, they wont even let me hump it

[escuerzoresucitado]

[3rd-world-elite]

[secretmellowblog]

🚨 SCAM JOB ALERT🚨

Watch out for any job listings that claim you’ll cruise the seas for American gold, fire no guns, and shed no tears. These are all scams and the job is NOT as advertised. Source: I fell for it and am now a broken man on a Halifax pier

[foone]

[queer-as-city-folk]

Thanks for all the submissions on the previous post I made

What would be the best song to be listening to as 3 men beat you to death outside an Amtrak station in the snow?

Hey Jude by the Beatles

Living on a prayer by journey

Mambo #5 by Lou Bega

Girls just want to have fun by Cindi Lauper

Stayin Alive by The Bees Gees

What a wonderful world by Louis Armstrong

Country roads take me home by John Denver

Party in the USA by Miley cyrus

Friday by Rebecca Black

Feel Good Inc by Gorillaz

Dancing Queen By ABBA

Voting ended onMar 31, 2024