the only one who can beat eurovision is me

siri, why does god allow suffering?

[beebonkbiki]

for the meme could you do 1b figaro and arthur (platonic ofc) (family moments)

family moments!! bothering him fondly

[deafmic]

I miss when the big boat was stuck

[santa-lilio-sangre]

"i saw director petrov in the plant fertilizer aisle!" girl... what were YOU doing in the plant fertilizer aisle...

[aakipple]

:) 🎉

[logically-asexual]

‘this meeting could have been an e-mail’ but it’s me watching long tiktoks and thinking ‘this could have been a two-sentence text post’

[clannfearrunt]

Happy anniversary to the rumor coming out about does Bruno Mars is gay

[charcharmaru]

lets go to the beach beach

[thefrogwild]

Juza and Banri 🌸🎶

(happy birthday @cuddly-asexual!)

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

if someone lifts up our stone me and my buddies all crawl up to the rim and chatter excitedly while our eyes get used to the light

[spixi-moved-deactivated20240205]

girl help i managed my time poorly and now im suffering the consequences

[iwilleatyourenglish]

an animal ate all of my boyfriend’s decorative cabbages and he’s reacting really okay and proportionally

[junerouclere]

oh to be at an irish pub right now

[vitrified-vitriol-deactivated20]

Every reblog removes one HP from the queen

[un-unpopular]

i cant wait until she actually dies and everyone freaks out saying the final reblog did the last hit

[zooophagous]

This is so fun its just like Jenga

[techno-trashcan]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

there should be more ages where you unlock abilities. 18 vote. 21 drink in american bars. 28 you get to get to tell a cop to fuck off once a year. 40 you get to use blow darts. 55 you get a list of every celebrity who's psycho. 70 immune to poisons

[1percentcharge]

I love using my phone in public surely I will not scroll past some strange image

[liverfool]

what's the rarest pairing you've ever been into and how many works are in their ao3 tags

[delioncunt]

greatest hits from kieran culkin’s recent colbert interview