ordinary and forever

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[romanceyourdemons]

you can’t kill yourself, the music is about to switch from 4/4 to 6/8. the clarinets are just about to come in bro you can’t miss that

[mikkeneko]

PSA to fan creators who don't have a lot of regular contact with children: They are almost always bigger than you think. A 1-year-old baby may already be walking. A toddler is likely already hip-high. A 10-year-old may already be taller than at least one of their parents. A 14/15 year old may already have reached their adult height.

[amarguerite]

Via @watertightvines

[wildjuniperjones]

Here's the link. It was actually not immediately easy to find, so I thought this might help.

[transfaguette]

we talk about how if you have breasts you can’t be shirtless in public, but like you can’t even be shirtless in your own home if the people you live with would be made uncomfortable by it, and thats like the base case. youd be expected to get their permission to be topless, where as cis men are just. allowed to do that. isn’t that fucking insane.

[dogpuppy]

[natalieironside]

Due to my weird childhood and my weird brain, I have this very unhelpful compulsion to conceal Everything I do from Everyone. I Cannot be observed performing any action, no matter how mundane. My nervous system is convinced I'm gonna, like, Get In Trouble for eating food at dinnertime or sleeping in my bed at bedtime.

I've taken to asking myself, "Okay does this task actually require subterfuge or am I stealing a balloon on Free Balloon Day"

[natalieironside]

I see from the notes that we're all havin a normal one 👍

[dragon-in-a-fez]

what is happening. is it because the fish is naked

[hollowboobtheory]

the fact that guy is a real name you can have

[hollowboobtheory]

disappointingly underutilized by trans men

[hollowboobtheory]

you could walk in like "Hey I'm guy" and they'd be like is that an introduction or coming out and you could be like yes

[hollowboobtheory]

ok but an uncle is basically the most classic thing for a guy to be

[takethistoyourstardust]

the only thing i miss about g1 monster high that i wish they kept in g3 monster high is that in g1 lagoona called someone a cunt and got in trouble for it.

[takethistoyourstardust]

like i kinda get why they removed it but also it’s hysterical to imagine all the monster high-ified words and then lagoona is like Alright cunt!

[recoveredcombatsister]

keeping a blokelist of problematic english men

[kragehund-est]

it actually is insane to me that it's a cultural norm for men to suck ass at getting their wives/gfs gifts. especially when they whine about how they have no idea what women like.

man, you're not getting a gift for Female Domestic Partner. you're getting a gift for Natalie, a person whom you have been married to for 7 years, whom has lived in the same home with you for a decade, whom speaks to you every day about her thoughts and interests, whom you presumably love, and whom you can directly or indirectly ask what she wants. it's not that you don't know what half the human population wants, that's irrelevant. you don't know what Natalie wants and that is inexcusable.

[frogadir]

[shetheyslain]

Trying to sleep during a heatwave is a great reminder that all oil executives need to die painful painful deaths

[cursed-child-autumncookie]

[sammiesweetheart]

[punkitt-is-here]

quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.

[totally-cis-offical]

Well currently they’re in a tumblr post but I see your point

[moon-of-curses]

we're actually in a youtube video if this turns out to be funny enough

[enki2]

[happyh0ur-deactivated20200903]

damn a tattoo would really hit the spot right now