Katie, 20s, stupid into pro wrestling. full time resident of the fujoshi cuck chair /// follows from lsdandkizuki but theres nothing to see there except some art//// my ao3
I was just talking with a friend who hates cooking which is so wild to me bc I love cooking so much it is hard for me to understand people that don't like it, but i know many exist. my parents don't like cooking either, but my grandmothers both do, so i feel like it jumped a generation for us. and then i also wonder how much of it is learned and how much not. so! poll time
do you like cooking and were you taught to cook by your family?
Do you ever think about how, for the vast vast majority of human history, up until like 70 years ago, and still for a huge portion of the world today, going to the bathroom, something you need to do every single day from your birth until you breathe your last, was just fucking awful? Like, I’ll be the first to admit I don’t know how they used to do it everywhere, but before modern privies, it was outhouses and latrines, chamber pots and cesspits, no privacy, no ass wipes, no laxatives or costive agents. Just man vs nature. Sometimes I forget but right now I’d like to remember and be filled with gratitude that I live in the age of having a whole room in my house dedicated to my comfort and ease during the evacuation process of bodily waste. And my sincerest condolences to every human being before me that shit in a field or pissed on their socks never knowing that a better world was to come.
I know what it feels like to be in your shoes right now. The entire world in front of you, and it feels impossible to do it alone. And that is not how half of this roster let me feel last year. It's not how you let me feel.
i read a lot of fanfiction featuring everyone's favourite anxious millenial cowboy bc im mentally ill so here is my big list of reccomendations. all the fics on the list are complete and on ao3 <3
watch each other falling by annakovsky. so yes on the surface this is a hangkenny sex pollen fanfic. and its very good at that. but its also one of the best characterisations of hangman and writes his relationship with kenny so so well. its incredibly sad and achingly romantic and it has a happy ending!
to be king for a day by isevsianne. she's famous for a reason. hangkenny winners room fic. spanning years of their relationship. a happy ending. what more do you want.
five years (or: a persistent illusion) by isevsianne. hangkenny but there's time travel shenanigans. or is it prophetic visions? something weird is happening but they keep living each others future. painfully romantic and so cleverly written.
the call of the running tide by goldmonger. mermaid matt jackson. historical setting. pirates and ocean and critiques of english colonialism and freaky mermaid stuff. this shit is so romantic and makes me weep every time. for feeling things. and for mermaid porn.
heartfelt like ice melt by goldmonger. just sort of what matt is thinking about hangman after his return at dynasty 2025. makes perfect sense of the young bucks/death riders team and of why the bucks cost swerve the title. oh matt is so pathetic and in love. he's trying his best but it's not working at all. very very sad. heartbreaking angst with no comfort for anyone. must be read.
instead of the cross, the albatross by goldmonger. a spiritual successor to the previous fanfic although not part of a series. matt is so down bad for hangman that he fucks mox to deal with it. it doesn't help. he's sad. this fic is sad. must be read.
if i could have a second skin (i'd probably dress up in you) by countryjaxed. hangman/mjf. mjf is soooo abnormal about hangman. and in fact he is just so abnormal. get that poor man help. no therapy for him in this fic though he just fucks hangman while matt watches. a good second option. young cuck matt jackson on top form here. also you should read everything this author has ever written. they get it. this is just my favourite one.
road trip by bbangcore. hangman/ospreay and once again its famous for a reason. she's funny and dramatic and romantic and sexy and heartbreaking. hangman and ospreay take a road trip across america as strangers and then they fall in love! a bittersweet ending that is mainly just really really sad. but it must be read.
at heart a sentimentalist by goldmonger. the swerve/hangman fanfiction. just the perfect characterisation of their relationship. it feels like them while still being sweet and funny and romantic. no big concept for this fic, they just go on a date and it is nice!
elevated by bbangcore. hangman, ospreay, swerve. they get stuck in an elevator. im sure you can imagine the rest. actually you probably cant because as well as fucking they have emotions and oh the emotions. you guys don't even know. i love it so much.
