Most Beloved Wrestler Ship Tournament
ROUND 5 - Final Matchup
Strickpage (Adam Page X Swerve Strickland)
Edge & Christian
Kenny Omega X "Speedball" Mike Bailey
Remaining time: 16 hours 30 minutes
-Drank each other’s blood, do absurd hardcore matches showing a lot of trust and a lot of kink.
-There is something wrong with them
-Chemistry out of the charts. Super handsome together. Crazy crazy men.
-He drank his blood. And it's not like they're the first wrestlers to partake in a bit of blood drinking but they had to double down on the psychosexual overtones with hangman saying "you are with me forever" and swerve saying there's a part of him within hangman and they're "bound together for a long time" and this was just when the feud was getting going
-soulmates but also world's most toxic situationship
-enemies to lovers to It's Complicated, hangman drank his blood also
-they’re soulmates they’re two sides of the same coin they’re each other’s mirror image they’re a blessing and a curse upon the other and also their texas death match restructured my synapses i think
-Best friends of over 40 years and great together in the ring.
-Y’know… my best reason is that it’s kinda just hot, I don’t normally find men hot, but the selfcest with the difference in perspective on life and potential for greater knowledge of self through the experience is hot to me
-They’ve been married for 40 years I think
-They’re old man yaoi and they’re Canadian.
-They're literally my dads. But also what they've got going on currently of tag team where one is evil and one isn't and neither seems to have any interest in changing that but they love each other enough to make it work is really fun to chew on.
-Also don't forget that they're canonically vampires. They might have gotten cured when they rejected their coven leader, but every so often they do goth stuff that insinuates they are still vampires
-It’s pure delusion but I think I could convince people
-hey guys. sorry. understander here. this is a one-sided ship, just to not get anything twisted; speedball at many points idolizes and hypes up kenny with very little praise or even interaction in return. kenny is an insanely successful canadian professional wrestler who found his own way in the business, took the roads less traveled, and became one of the most popular wrestlers in the world for it. kenny is proof, along myriad other unorthodox wrestlers in the late 2000s to early 2010s, that someone like speedball could make it. they want to team with him and care for him but above all they want to TEST themselves on him. after all, cloud beats sepiroth. the ultima weapon beats the one-winged angel. and basically any time speedball praises kenny he gets weird about it because of [INSERT MYRIAD KENNY OMEGA SELF-WORTH ISSUES HERE]. it's good 👍
