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🏳️‍🌈 She/they (29) 💕my wife @poison-ink (bigots, exclusionist, and conservatives can fuck off)

[micahdotgov]

slimy to the moon

[randomcanfly]

LET ME WORM AMONG THE STARS

[28-06-42-12-sk]

Visit Original Link

[yonako]

[kingofpissboots]

Anyone want to hang out with me in the Bhaal pit?

[himborc]

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

New Year 2024 Busan, South Korea

[letsmakepoppunkgreatagain]

[spadegeistalt]

Wapeach! Or as I'd like to call her, Apricot! (Wapricot?)

[cannibalchicken]

[cathartictrash]

Someone write a Halstarion AU where Astarion is an environmental lawyer and Halsin is an activist and arborist. They initially dislike each other because Astarion views Halsin as "some granola hippie treehugger," and Halsin views Astarion as a "corporate cog." They fall in love slowly after meeting at a protest where Halsin chains himself to a tree, and Astarion speaks to the media about the facts of the case.

PLEASE.

[soppingwetratboy]

Having a bruise is great it’s like a second clitoris but it only does masochism

[bulkhummus]

my astigmatism lets me see beautiful angels before i drive into oncoming traffic

[catcrumb]

[valtsv]

to the casual observer it may look like i'm trying to summon a demon but anyone who knows me will realize that i am simply calling my wife

[underneath-the-skin]

The wife and the demon are the same person

[valtsv]

[an-anxious-gay-mess]

The fact that these replies would mean wildly different thing had they been said on a different platform, such as Facebook, is absolutely hilarious

[valtsv]

[sawnik]

me before getting to the end of this post

[seraphtrevs]

STOP no more live-action remakes. We're going the other way now. Animated Casablanca. Animated The Godfather. Animated Oppenheimer. Animated Fight Club.

[compiler-specific]

[faranae]

I love Reddit sometimes.

[skippydiesposting]

"what do I do if I have theories" will always be the fucking funniest reddit post

[skippydiesposting]

top tier comedy