[smeared1992]

you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen

[beemovieerotica]

[parakeet]

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

[thesewretchedthings]

Fox Mulder coded

[kosmogrl]

[sobcat]

[calware]

i really love this genre of image

[captainjonnitkessler]

Babysitting a toddler is a lot like being the narration in a point-and-click adventure game. Watching him knock on the doors of empty rooms and saying "hmm. I don't think anyone's in there". Watching him attempt to use [spoon] on [cat] and saying "I don't think those things go together". Watching him throw a cup of water onto the floor and just commenting "the floor is wet now" when he looks up at me to see if I approve.

[lleyksie]

more ancient horse mamaposting

[thatsbelievable]

[nyanletnest]

[meltymoth]

WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK ME ME ME ME ME ME

[cielskunk]

Download The Stoat Animal...

[64mpg]

what do you mean my childhood affected me

[64mpg]

i have terrible news

[fernsnailz]

my seal drawing

[hungry-hobbits]

not to screenshot a twitter post but please look at this animal

"is that ok . "

[cannibalchicken]

[zluty-spendlik]

[geeseareassholes]