Shout out to the phrase “I’m going to become the joker” for capturing a very specific and real emotion
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Shout out to the phrase “I’m going to become the joker” for capturing a very specific and real emotion
Shout out to the phrase “I’m going to become the joker” for capturing a very specific and real emotion
if you want to lose weight, it's always assumed it's because you want to be skinny
if you want to exercise more, it's always assumed it's because you want to be skinny
if you want to eat better, it's always assumed it's because you want to be skinny
and so all information, advice, encouragement, and resources for these things is relegated to only being about this one singular goal. they don't tell you that building muscle while fat will help ease joint pains because your body can better support you, or that eating nutritiously will help your body have more energy and work more efficiently, or that working to maintain a steady weight, both up and down, will reduce stress on your organs. nope, it's all skinny skinny skinny skinny you wanna be skinny dont you wanna be skinny ooooo skinny
people dont realize that keeping strong and healthy muscles is genuinely important for long term health because of the fatphobic workout industry.
like a lot of the time the reason chronically ill people gradually experience worsening symptoms and pain is because theyre unable to move their bodies without limitation or agony. the loss of muscular tissue as a result of illness should be cause for serious concern but nobody gives a fuck because theyd rather focus on being skinny. like, physical therapy can literally save people's lives.
we should be using research on muscular development to create appropriate exercise routines for people with limited movement or energy, that matches their limitations while helping mitigate or at least slow muscle loss. or making physical therapy cheaper and more accessible. or advocating for bed and housebound people to make exercise more accessible. literally fucking ANYTHING.
but nope. gotta be skinny instead.
i’m an audio pervert i love the wet noises of someone stroking themselves and the sound of breath hitching into a moan way more than any visual will ever do for me
snail enjoying the rain ☆
what tf???????
my wife just got nuked not fucking four days after she got hack and she didnt even ANNOUNCE she was back, just fucking started posting
and shes nuked?? pendulousbunnyudders just got back and now shes gone again?
someone help us, help HER, cause we needed to make a donation post today and now she cant and mine is barely making the rounds
v3nm0: @Crow-Forgemaster , @Prince-Nova
c@sh@pp: $dragonforgedbutch , $StrayNova
and for people from outside of the USA, her F@nsly: @lil_puppy_nova
we need food for us and our cats and bills! we had some money before but a large unexpected bill took it all
Hey, guess whos blogs just got NUKED again
yeah its my wife, who literally wasnt doing anything, y'know, besides begging for her life so we didnt live in a rotting shack in the bible belt in the fucking mountains with the closest town 20 minutes away from us and both of us disabled
this fucking hurts, can you see that? time and again we have to beg because there are no jobs here and every bit of money we get has to go straight to food and bills and keeping ourselves barely alive in this hellhole and we cant even set any aside to get us out of here
and her blog keeps getting nuked, for what, just existing?
please help, if not for me, for her. the house is literally falling apart around us, her throat is closing up on her and her insurance is literal days from running out, theres just so much falling apart in our lives
please
my family wasn't this strict, but in some sects of buddhism you're not allowed to eat the "five pungent vegetables", onions garlic shallots leeks and umm chives i think, really any of those kind of vegetables. probably some monk ages ago was tired of onion farts stinking up the temple. anyways, one time my brother made a soup using all five of them. he said, "one sip of this, and you'll be reincarnated as a flea."
damn your pussy fat and long and hard and outside
I habe some bad news
BOTH TOWERS?
Sometimes my little venus of willendorf talks to me like the willem dafoe green goblin mask
puppies go up the stairs! (disaster)
I ate that burgers like a lesbian nun eating coochie
Explaining burgers to a lesbian: ok so imagine a pussy
American food pussy
Thank you for the tumblr notifcation "american food pussy" in my phone.
You’re welcome!