we're all fuckers.

|| kenzie || they/them || 22 || gay af || || header by spookyookiekookie ||

[lucky-clover-gazette]

the legend of zelda is a good series bc you could mention the "pumpkin soup quest" and need to specify which one

[lollytea]

Tumblr should introduce “you have been blocked!” notifications. It would cause nothing but problems but at least it would be funny.

[catgirlforeskin]

next to our follower count we should have a count of how many people have us blocked

[ninakaina]

my bug-eyed chihuahua girlfriend would rip your golden retriever boyfriend limb from limb btw. i showed her his instagram and she started shaking and ate a cigarette off the ground

[mlhraiders]

sorry i didn’t text you back i was having floor time

[c3po]

bro u didn’t wash ur hands after u went to the bathroom u know that’s a savepoint right if u die rn ur gonna have to go back sooooo far

[ourflagmeanspsychiatry]

not me trying to get back into tumblr rp.... this show is fr gonna ruin my life

[ourflagmeanspsychiatry]

update: i made an account and Tumblr immediately terminated it ????

[ourflagmeanspsychiatry]

not me trying to get back into tumblr rp.... this show is fr gonna ruin my life

[supplimental]

I feel like I could shove Izzy Hands in the microwave and he would just scuttle around like an ant and come out unharmed

[themistymountainscold]

ed: iz apologise to stede

izzy: fine

izzy: ‘unfuck you’ or whatever

[occasionalclown]

Ed eating Stede’s soap

[weaknwanting]

[themistymountainscold]

stede: fist me

ed: i- what the fuck?

stede: *holds out fist for a fist bump*

ed: right. that’s what you - right ok -

[purrvaire]

our flag means death + tumblr text posts I had on my phone (pt. 2/?)

part 1 ; part 3 ; part 4 ; part 5 ; part 6; part 7; part 8

[my-earbuds-r-in]

[ducksinmywellies]

OFMD as text posts (part 4)

I can't stop.

[elliottdoesntexist]

i may have made something

[bdor1995]

This tweet has been killing me for the past week