[honeytuesday]

my blog is just one long love letter to myself and all the people i used to be

[honeytuesday]

[jesuschristssupernova]

this coffee tastes like i can still have a beautiful life

[failpup]

I love these two so much.

Credit: @jellymlk on twitter

[maybeitsasine]

[maybeitsasine]

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

Love these notes

[piedude]

[pweachfwoge]

He can be a little silly too - 🍮

[ID: Alhaitham leaning over Kaveh as he sleeps at his desk, using the compass caliper like a doll to walk across Kaveh's blueprints. End Description]

[wordfather]

writing tip:

if you push buttons on a keyboard, letters will appear on the screen. and with that power you can do anything

[lychgate]

 i think it was cruel to give lightning mcqueen a foot fetish, as he lives in a world where all feet are wheels. he has nothing.

[wordfather]

sorry i wasnt talking to you i think

[electripipedream]

Ron Cobb, 1970

[thebagheadautist-deactivated202]

it’s a boomer meme, but it checks out

[aletheius]

This is more of a “Greatest Generation” meme technically

[mel-gibson-xlii]

[mckitterick]

why are these are still relevant

[ghost-cassette]

Capitalism still exists

[grandalchemistpt]

That meme is half a century old, and yet still as relevant as if done yesterday.

[fortidogi]

one less relevant thing is we dont have those old growth sequoia forests anymore

[browsedankmemes]

[fan-of-many-expert-of-none]

Am I the only one who thinks that hitting a kid and abuse are different things? Like, if I ever had a kid, I wouldn’t spank their ass raw or something like that. But a bop on the mouth or the ear pull or a smack upside the head? Yea. Those are behavior modifiers.

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

Except they’re not.

The studies done by the trained psychologists in this joke show that little kids don’t associate being hit with the thing they’ve done wrong. Very small children only understand consequences that are directly caused by the thing they did. Steal a biscuit, biscuit tastes good. Then for no reason mummy hit me. Very different to stole a biscuit, now no biscuit after dinner because I stole a biscuit.

And they also show that when a child is old enough to understand why they are being hit that non-physical punishment is equally as effective and less mentally harmful in the long run.

Do you know who benefits the most from hitting as a punishment? The parent. It gives a satisfaction rush. Parents do it because it makes them feel good.

Basically kids have two stages: too young to understand why they are being hit so physical punishment is useless for anything other than teaching a child that bigger stronger people can hit you whenever they like (Which sounds like the same lesson you would learn from abuse)

And the second stage is old enough to be reasoned with so many punishment options are available and you chose physical violence because it makes *you* feel better, which is an abusive action.

The only time a person should ever use violence against another human being, of any age, is to stop that person from being violent themselves.

[bandydear]

Hitting a stranger is a crime. Hitting someone small who relies on you for food, love, and shelter should be as well. Don’t hit your fucking kid.

[timidsketch]

It's still so strange to me how apparently taboo it is to like a post on someone's Instagram from a month ago when there are posts still circulating on Tumblr from 1550 BCE

[roolsilver]

If he didn't want it circulating in 2022 he should have sold better copper

[mylittleredgirl]

even if you're not a supernatural fan, if you've been on tumblr long enough you are, like, culturally. like cultural christianity in america except it's the cw's supernatural. you may never have watched an episode or set foot inside the tag but your regular life shuts down on their holidays and all of your world news is delivered through that point of view. something to think about

[acwhump]

whump community is this u

[justbreakonme]

Yes.

[rainbow-taishi]

Random Story Concept for spooky month

Demon hunters chasing down escaped 'painting' subjects who're actually demons sealed inside canvases

[makiruz]

The images are fake, I'm saying because for a moment I thought this was a real anime and got my hopes up

[kallistoi]

[image description: stills of a fake anime showing a demon hunter character in front of the mona lisa. at first, the painting shows the background, but no figure is visible inside. the demon hunter says, "the glass shield... it's gone!" they hold out their phone and say, "come on... pick it up!!" as they do, a hand becomes visible in the painting frame. a person over the phone asks the demon hunter, "what happened?" and they answer, frantically, "we're too late! the painting's seal is broken. we need to fin the demon --" as they speak, the woman from the painting crawls out of the frame and stands behind the demon hunter, who is facing away from the painting. they freeze as they notice and struggle to continue saying, " -- as soon as possi... ble..." the person over the phone asks, "...what's wrong? hey!"]

[junietuesday]

GIRL ITS ALL THE EXACT SAME FACE 😭

[onyxhasmoved]

"Link only showed interest in mipha"

Link looking at Mipha: 😐️

Link looking at Zelda:😐️😐️😐️😐️

[junietuesday]

Link looking at food:😃😄😁😇🥰😊😌

[hyrude]

i can think of very few plot points of homestuck that were not hilarious. like the trolls can talk to the kids at any points in their timeline, but first time karkat talks to john he embarrasses himself so badly that he refuses to talk to john at any point in time prior to that. so he continuously talks to john earlier and earlier in the timeline, and john never knows what he’s talking about because all of the conversations he’s had with karkat were from his future. and from john’s perspective, karkat knows less and less of what he’s talking about as he moves forward in time, bc he’s only ever talking to younger versions of him. this is the exact level of intricacy almost all of the plot points operate on 

and the payoff of finally getting to see the first conversation karkat ever had with john is like

[artificial-father]

Map of the United States but now each state touches the ocean

@mapsontheweb @the-real-numbers

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

All states can have a little sip of ocean water. As a treat.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

hm. kentucky beach. tidewater, kentucky. norfolk, kentucky, home to the largest US navy installation on the east coast.

the picturesque outerbanks of tennessee.

the big apple: new york city, michigan.

[cipheramnesia]

Make one where the fewest possible states can access the ocean.

[seabassapologist]

[90stvqueen]

kinkshaming? no, i said kingshaming. fuck you, king george iii

[onlyinankhmorpork]

“Royalty was like dandelions. No matter how many heads you chopped off, the roots were still there underground, waiting to spring up again. It seemed to be a chronic disease. It was as if even the most intelligent person had this little blank spot in their heads where someone had written: “Kings. What a good idea.” Whoever had created humanity had left in a major design flaw. It was its tendency to bend at the knees.” ― Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[loupgawou]

Video Description:

Man in an office is holding a stunt safe foam rubber cinder block:  This is a prop foam rubber cinder block, that way we can smack an actor with it, and it won’t kill him.  [man throws the prop at his coworker’s head].  But if it DID kill him, I’d still get off scot-free

Coworker [off-screen]:  How would you do that, Scott?

Scott:  Because there’d be no concrete evidence.

Coworker: [throws foam rubber cinder-block at Scott’s head]

[whetstonefires]

please note that for both impacts someone did foley work to make the foam brick go 'bang!'