Ruebixcubez

All pronouns (he/they/it/ze/zom/star) poetry, music, shitposts

[chewedcorn]

My mom got tired of me making fun of her “Live Laugh Love” sign and modified it.

[memorycycle]

restaurant with a lobster tank and a warning sign that reads DO NOT LOOK DIRECTLY INTO THEIR EYES and when the waiter comes and asks you which lobster you want you notice one looking right at you and you blink and suddenly youre looking at yourself from inside of the tank and see yourself stand up and start snapping your hands like claws

[crabussy]

hey. don’t cry. crush three cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

masks and helmets that hides someone's face in such a way that they become the face themselves my beloved

these are all creatures to me

[ourjaymusic]

honestly? so bored of human society

[lukanthropi]

i love you moss i love you lichen i love you mushrooms i love you grass i love you trees i love you shrubs i love you forests

[cryptidfrenzy]

These are the official genders btw:

• black cat with 3+ eyes

• fresno nightcrawler

• mothman

• [redacted]

• not deer

[greenteacryptid]

All of my bones are made of resin with dried flowers in them

[45percenterthen]

caving as an extreme sport is sooo unfathomable to me why are u as a creature of the daylight doing that. were u born without the dread in ur bones or something

[leggy-fish]

*finds a huge fucking slug* whoa that is a huge fucking slug

[sacred-portal]

[alien-thembo]

You wanna catch up? Oh sheesh I'm gonna be late for that super important thing I have going on,,,,, haha ya know,,,

shinie collecting

[snowfall-runewriter-deactivated]

are YOU a shiny..? [huff huff] shinie... shiny... hrnghhhh shiny... [panting] i will collect you... huff... add you to my collection... hngh... shiny...

[riberoibeis]

Big fan of the new Obvious Plant for obvious (plant) reasons

[ID: An Obvious Plant branded toy package in pink, orange and white with a realistic plastic prawn in the blister pack. Text reads "Fuck it, let's PRAY TO THE PRAWN GOD. Benevolent! No church! Visibly patrols the sky in exchange for small fish and invertebrates! Bad stuff continues to happen, maybe try worship the Prawn instead? WARNING: VENGEFUL. do not cross the prawn" end ID]

[ID: The reverse of the package, with a prawn drawing at the bottom. Text reads "THE 8 TENETS OF PRAWN GOD. 1. Nature is sacred. 2. Do no harm. 3. Ingest of the BRINE. 4. Cleanliness is prawnliness. 5. Greed corrupts. 7. The number [REDACTED] is forbidden. 8. Devoutness shall be rewarded with: (1) A RIDE ON THE PRAWN. This prawnduct is not real. Nothing is real." End ID]

[ourjaymusic]

time to worship!

[pikadxrat]

you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers

[vivian-the-barbarian]

goblincore and grunge and cryptidcore and ravencore are like a bunch of small children playing in the mud and cottagecore is like their slightly-older sibling who’s making daisy chains because they’re way too mature to play in the mud, even though cottagecore is only the oldest by a year and five months

[atlasrains]

Changelingcore Ideas:

Going barefoot

Liminal spaces.

Trees and rocks with faces

Shinies

Strange collections of like things (e.g. bottle caps, tickets, beads, ect)

Spending hours counting/organising/lining up collections. (Bonus points if you dump them all back into the box afterwards so you can do it again tomorrow.)

Bugs

Mushrooms + fungi (not picked)

Uncanny valley

Cute things that have been made a little bit creepy (e.g. teddy bears with too many eyes, doll limbs, ect.)

Comfort object/s that you take everywhere

Big heavy coats

Going to the woods/the sea/hilltops/paddock muttering a phrase, or counting under your breath the entire way there. Getting there and yelling the phrase/ just screaming.

Being alone in nature

Nature at night

Echolalia is definitely changelingcore if you want it to be

Stompy shoes

Forbidden stims

Lots of bruises + scratches from bumping into stuff

Moss

Fairy rings

Please rb with more changelingcore ideas!!