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[hometoursandotherstuff]

I'd try one now, if it comes in pink.

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

Spin the wheel to inflict a fate on your blorbo!

https://wheelofnames.com/7cs-v9d

How doomed are they?

they don't like it but it's what they deserve

they like it!

they can tolerate it

they're actively trying to escape

they're dead

results/don't have a blorbo

Voting ended onApr 19

Submitted by @catboy-artist

[twilightofthesandwiches]

Hey! Spin this Wheel of All Digimon!

Your result is now your Partner Digimon!

How are you feeling about this?

HELL YEAH THIS DIGIMON IS PERFECT FOR ME!!

Oh, this Digimon is EXTREMELY great!

This Digimon is very good!

This Digimon is pretty good!

This Digimon is neat, I guess

This isn’t the best, but it’s not the worst, I guess

This is fine, but nothing more

Eh.

Eeeeehh….

This isn’t the worst, but I still feel kinda disappointed

I mean… I guess this is better than NOT having a Digimon?

THIS IS SOMEHOW WORSE THAN NOT HAVING A DIGIMON?!

Voting ended onApr 11

[achesspiece]

[achesspiece]

for everyone asking for what article this is i actually went back and found it again and you'll never guess who it's about

[asteroidtroglodyte]

[barksbog]

look at her go

[cinnamnt]

i can’t stop thinking about this soulless husk i saw at a thrift market today. like okay um Hi

[twilightofthesandwiches]

Congratulations! You are now a Magic-User!!

Spin the wheel to find out in which way your Magic begins to gradually transform your body?

How do you feel about this?

HELL YEAH THIS IS PERFECT FOR ME

This is very cool!

This is neat, I guess…

I mean, it could definitely be worse….

I feel utterly indifferent about this change

Honestly, I don’t think I’d even notice anything is different

This transformation has both strong upsides and downsides, I feel conflicted

This is perfect for me (Deragetory)

This isn’t the worst, but I still feel disappointed…

This feels pretty sucky tbh…

This is a very lousy side-effect, but at least I still have magic, right?

THIS IS SO SO BAD MAGIC ISN'T WORTH IT FOR THIS SIDE EFFECT

Voting ended onApr 12

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you can only do this career for the rest of your life

https://wheelofnames.com/dng-wgq

How are things going?

Great! A job I actually enjoy!

okay. I can put up with this

bad but not terrible

terrible

I don't work/results

Voting ended onApr 13

(this wheel is set in a magical world where all jobs pay enough to support yourself so this is purely about the work you do and not the money)

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You can only drink the drink you get from this wheel for a month!

https://wheelofnames.com/uh3-8jf

how're you feeling?

Great!

okay, I could do it

okay, I couldn't do it

dead

horrible

im allergic/intolerant

Results

Voting ended onApr 9

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Tag game reblog this and put Baby’s First Blorbo in the tags like who was the first Character to move into your head and live there back when you were still figuring out how to tie your shoes

[userfinalgirls]

🍔

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[rekoncha]

what would you do if two months into dating your girlfriend turns to you one day and tells you that she’s “finally memorized your attack patterns”

[maxcessorytomurder]

show her my second phase

[dasloddl]

I need y’all to know that the German word for mullet is vokuhila which stands for „vorne kurz, hinten lang“ which literally just means „in the front short, in the back long“ so the English equivalent would’ve like froshbalo

[stargazermeadow]

yall should take this face blindness test and rb with what you got bc im curious

70-75

65-70

60-65

55-60

50-55

45-50

40-45

<40

Voting ended onMar 23

Interactive measure of face memory, free, 3-6 minutes.

[pochowek]

what song comes to your mind when you hear the word “tonight”

[ouroboros-circus]

Jaon Schumacher?????! :O

This pic has so much 'he asked for no pickles' energy. Midget in the back wants a ciggy, mom is getting some the german way.

I hope the conversation involves a lot of russian cursing too KEK