all men are cremated equal

Hannah (27) somehow, I'm a grad student.... [avatar- ungfio art] [header- Frances Molina]

[a-book-of-creatures]

I knew I was getting close to Textile City. I could see their monument, a colossal weaving device, looming in the distance.

[quaggly]

every shitty book now is called something like a court of shit and fuck or something equally stupid. books used to be called frindle and we liked it. we liked it

[rockynewtoball]

this is too much I'm gonna- *remembers joking about rewatching supernatural is harmful* kill myself

[nonlynear]

the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading

[louisegluckpdf]

i lowkey carry within me an ancient sadness

[mindllessdreaming]

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

[buggyhuman-blog]

[mousegirlheart]

it's always ethical to kidnap an outdoor cat and make them an indoor cat. shithead owner will just assume a car or coyote got them. outdoor cats are bad for the environment, local wildlife and themselves. the only one that benefits from an outdoor cat is the lazy piece of shit owner that doesn't want to actually look after their cat. give that outdoor cat a better life, a longer life.

[molabuddy]

*stumbles out of a building covered in blood* i failed a social interaction .

[tinkerbitch69]

[billiecauter]

reblog to summon godzilla directly into washington dc

[hppjmxrgosg]

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

[lakevida]

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

[kitkatpancakestack]

WE HAVE GOT TO START LOVING THE PROCESS MORE THAN THE PRODUCT AGAIN

[rogha]

one time a guy i know whose girlfriend was heavily pregnant didn’t tweet anything for a whole day so i texted him ‘congrats on your baby’ and made him think i had some kind of baby precognition 

[rogha]

like six months after that just after halloween i asked to see his son dressed as a ‘fat baby pumpkin’ and he was like ‘who told you’ and i said ‘no one. it’s halloween. you have a fat baby. he’s going to be a pumpkin’ 

[rogha]

bbc sherlock wants what i have

[petaltexturedskies]

Virginia Woolf, The Diary of Virginia Woolf, Vol. III: 1920-1924

[helsex]

Hi. Angel on your shoulder here. It's totally ok to kill that guy

[straightboyfriend]

mike’s hard bubble tea

[emeraldfoxface]

It’s just marbles