Fucking Laugh Already

Humorous, sarcastic, and fucking rad posts

[badfoodnetworkpuns]

me in crisis mode

[foodntwk]

the martian was such a good movie

[anxietyproblem]

[mybulletsurlove]

ah yes, the three genders: the broken, the beaten, and the damned

[atticroach-deactivated20220125]

As you can see I have strong feelings about the orgy scene in Cats

[daco-broman]

the w-what

[boombeombamtoo]

[flirtyteen-deactivated20140514]

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

HOW WOULD YOU EVEN PREDICT THIS

[sharkbytesarchiveoldblog]

Find a way to reschedule your grandparents death.

[galllfrey]

[babelady]

how to become a mother

1) go outside 2) find pigeon 3) grab 4) congratulation

[theybby-deactivated20231001]

Okay now what

[chris-t-human]

take good care of your son

[squided]

Aight so there’s a lot of people in the notes talking about how they also can grab pigeons and honestly? I’m fucking terrified of y'all.

[heroincowboy]

Kinda wanna be kissed kinda wanna be stabbed

[hurleyquinnzel]

While he’s having a smoke and she’s taking a drag

[highwarlockofphilly]

Sometimes I forget that Hozier is a millennial and sometimes it’s forcibly thrust into my awareness

[abysmallylost23]

HE’S A WHAT?????????????????????????????????

[skyline-sunset-in-my-veins]

[stfranciseventing]

tbh id just kind of assumed Hozier has always existed? like hes some kind of fae

[mysillycomics]

[i-am-a-fish]

as long as your name doesn’t end in onald trump we cool

[i-am-a-fish]

[fandomsandfeminism]

Look, I dont know a lot about saints and Catholicism, but I know St. Agatha is always depicted with her breasts on a plate, and that’s sure something

[fandomsandfeminism]

Just a few more. This is a big trend. 

[royalturkeyz]

Things I learned from the comments

She’s a patron saint of rape and abuse victims

She took a vow a chastity

A low born guy demanded her to be with him and she turned him down

For this she was imprisoned and tortured. This is how she lost her breasts (details not required)

She was repeatedly raped.

The Catholic Church regards her as a virgin for her peity despite the rape. (No matter your views on virginity this is a pretty interesting statement)

She was sentenced to death to burn at the stake but was saved by an earthquake

In her holiday people make titty cupcakes

I didn’t know she existed and now I think she’s a pretty rad woman. I would hesitate calling her a protofeminist as some often do with amazing women in history but she is pretty cool. Also she’s still very relevant today as women are still treated the way she was.

[bernardberniebern]

other things i learned: damn historic artists drew a woman with her own tits on a plate with Cleavage and prominent nip nops???

[fatal-pedestrian]

When is titty cupcake day?

[fandomsandfeminism]

Today!

[maybe-ghost-deactivated20190501]

Happy titty day folks

[livingthatgaylife]

Time to make sum titty cupcakes. Happy titty day babes

[bellenoel]

Tumblr when they were removed by Apple from the App Store:

Tumblr “working as quickly as possible to resolve the issue”:

Tumblr on December 18th looking for 60% of their users:

[bellenoel]

Underrated post

[starlightgakuen]

[caitaklysm-deactivated20160419]

omfg

[lifeofcynch]

hdhshs

[that-catholic-shinobi]

the most realistic depiction of swimsuit shopping

[thursday]

*wakes up from a nap angry and not knowing what day it is*

[creamsiclesdontaskquestions-dea]

[maplebunie]

today is the only day you can reblog this ever