[saelens16]

Thinking abt D the redstone player, L the PVP pro, M the builder, and R the collector... Hmm

#tmnt #riseofthetmnt #rottmnt

[bobbole]

Carrie Liao, Alien visitor

[cosilontano]

[startboii]

it’s showtime!

[luxangelae]

the rich young ruler discovers chatgpt

[this-site-isnt-safe-for-me]

the best fucking shirt

[sailatina3]

There's a girl out there with a sad life. Her owner beats her. Her neighbor is an asshole. Her family is nuts. Every day for her is hard. But she always rises up again.

Her name... is penis.

[exo-appreciation]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[bonesbeetle]

they let the fucking skull wraith on the mound again. this is such bullshit i hate this league.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean

[mystic-bullshit]

*they’re

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

congratulations! you are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank u for hefting turds down the mountainside so that we, the proles, may feast on your bounteous craps

[parakeet]

had this guy come into the store todayy and he had a full on coughing fit in the aisle he was wearing one of those blue generic masks and he was coughing so bad he was turning red and he came to the till and in between coughs and eye waterings he said ‘its not covid i picked this mask up off the floor and i think it has cat hair in it’ and then his card declined and he left

[cumpdocumentation]

[dinuguan]

Go sharty, it’s your squirt day

[dinuguan]

We’re gonna shitty farty like it’s your squirt day

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

allow me to introduce you the the backspace button on your keyboard

[dinuguan]

You can find me in the tub. Bottle full of cum.

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

try not to cum challenge

[jacqthestripper]

So long as y'all’re SO OBSESSED with your second amendment, let’s put those @Walmart guns to good use, yeah?

[heronemau5]

You’ll find a large portion of gun owners on tumblr agree with this sentiment

[hotline-havana-deactivated20180]

Yup.

[slav-orson-krennic-deactivated2]

Did she really post this thinking we don’t encourage women to defend themselves with guns?

[cisnowflake]

If someone is trying to rape you shoot them wherever you’d like.

[peccatopotpourri]

I can get behind this movement

[guynamedowen]

Don’t use guns from Wal-Mart though, their gun selection is shit.

[unclebeanbag]

Guns from walmart tend to be not that great. Go buy from a Gunstore. 

[chupacabra-virus]

[heatandapathy]

I love this post because OP thought they had a fantastic gotcha but half the notes are people saying “we absolutely agree” and the other half is people saying “we absolutely agree, but aim for center mass because it’s a better target and fatal.”

[mister-christmas]

Before I got to that last reboot I was absolutely going to say “yes but aim for center mass to make sure they never get back up”

[errrrmmmmmmmmmmm-deactivated202]

Get your pussy up get your money up. You’re gorgeous btw

get my pussy up,,,,,,, get my money up,,,,,,,,,