GuyNamedOwen

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

[spacefinch]

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

[chatblancofficial]

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

[black-quadrant]

Reblog this triple-dead post for something good to happen to you this week.

[correctopinionhaver]

i predict when tumblr finally does end someday there won't be any warning or fanfare. we'll all just be blogging one day and all of the sudden it'll be like

[beardedmrbean]

Trapazorice on YT

[usafphantom2]

On March 25, 1968, the U.S. Air Force General Dynamics F-111A completed its first combat mission, attacking a munitions dump on Tiger Island off North Vietnam

F-111 Aardvark was an American all-weather, supersonic, swing-wing tactical strike aircraft that entered service in 1967

@ScottyEders via X

[ruoyuart]

What I've been up to the last few months

I've been very busy over the last few months working on our studio's new game - and I'm super proud that I can finally show everyone what I've been doing! I've been doing all the art stuff for this :)

If this looks cool to you or if you just want to support me, please go give the game a wishlist on Steam!

ZERO Sievert 2 on Steam

ZERO Sievert 2 is a top-down PvE extraction shooter set in the ruined country of Zakov. Hunt alone or with a crew, face anomalies, bandits,

[sandmandaddy69]

[mexicain-sans-frontiers-v2]

@enriquemzn262 brutalist turntable

[guynamedowen]

Rock music

[homunculus-argument]

hey I wonder what happens if I put powdered milk into carbonated water

[homunculus-argument]

my cereal is loud and it's demanding to know why I would sin against both nature and god so thoughtlessly

[catgirlwheels]

...how does it taste?

[homunculus-argument]

bad

[writingtoolofdubiousintegrity]

the fizz comes from carbonic acid in the water splitting up into CO₂ and H₂O over time. And carbonic acid is – as an acid – sour.

By adding milk to sour water you've created a very convincing emulation of spoiled milk, so I'll believe in a heartbeat that the taste is Not Great™.

[homunculus-argument]

I have mastered the potion: Instant Spoiled Milk, therefore earning the rank of shittiest alchemist currently alive.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[crazy-brazilian]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

You good bro?

[tuftee]

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[javascript-official]

Fuck this job man, I sentenced this guy called Theseus to life in prison for murder and then I get a call from the prison that he has systematically replaced every organ in his body including his brain and is now claiming he is not the same person who committed the crime. They are letting him go free, fuck this. Worst of all is he also then took all of the parts that he discarded and made a second Theseus who is also claiming he did not commit the crime and they are also being let free. Now there's two of them out there and you just KNOW they are murdering people and then having gay sex. I fucking quit man...

[linguisticparadox]

(via @luimnigh )

[inbabylontheywept]

i am banned from eating my herring inside. they make me eat it on the smoking area by the loading dock, under the theory that it already smells bad there. but it was raining today which was preventing my breakfast, so i was feeling sad and hungry and then i realized that there was a large cardboard box in the dumpster from a previous delivery. like a fridge sized box. so i fished it out of the dumpster, then tipped it on its side and had a nice little cardboard cave to watch the rain and eat my fish in. which was a great experience. very soothing. very zen. at least until the security guard from the day before stepped outside to smoke. then i tried hiding from him by crawling deeper in the box, which unfortunately did not work. instead he saw a sort of damp sniveling pale hairless creature eating fish in a box, and delivered the verbal killshot of "good morning, mr. smeagol." which is how my day was ruined before 8 am.

[dryiffsrevitalizingtailholetonic]

the shitstains at youtube memoryhole’d propane genesis evangelion but I had already downloaded it because I know youtube is full of absolute cunts so here it is

[weirdomister]

But whatever you do, don't feed the poor.

[arminiusofgermania]

[rainyside-deactivated20260428]

I say bullshit. Billions for cable? That don't even make sense.

[salt-n-tigers]

It doesn’t make sense. Most of the expenditures here make sense. The way they’re presented is so lame it hurts to read. $125000 on ice cream machines!!! 🤬🤬🤬 proof of fascism! 1-2 ice cream machines can cost that much money so whatever. A bunch on donuts…. So what?! Fuck, we all eat donuts now and then. Couldn’t find anything about cable tv, but considering the rest is just sensationalist fear mongering I can dismiss the others in good conscience.

Pete Hegseth Blew Billions on Fruit Basket Stands, Chairs, and Crab

The Defense Department went on a $93 billion spending spree in 2025.

[the-davest-of-uncles]

Hey, OP, how many poor people could the $9 billion of fraud in Minnesota have fed?

Or is that different? Somehow?

[guynamedowen]

How dare our military *checks notes* spend money on quality of life improvements for its members! How dare we give our Soldiers, Marines, Sailors, Airmen, and Guardsmen actual quality food!

Also, OP, when it comes to feeding the poor, you do realize that a lot of our service members come from poor backgrounds, right?

[prguitarman]

I’m 35 now. Also here’s the original doodle

[i-wanna-be-cute]

i feel like i just walked past jesus in a hot topic

[amongst-the-pines]

[scienceandfandoms]

Visit Original Link

My friend was messing with Never Gonna Give You Up on her record player and she sped it up. It beCAME A FREAKING MAGICAL GIRL THEME.

[swedebeast]

[dicktator-cain-deactivated20181]

Reminds me of a late 80s or early 90s anime ending theme.

[patrickat]

[failsnail]

God his voice is so deep even this fast he hasn’t hit ‘chipmunk’ vocals

[the-skeletons-tattoo-deactivate]

I regret many things.

[daughter-of-rowan]

This is the tone people expected to hear from him at 20.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Okay this is just getting funny now

[shaxza]

in the bible in revelations i think or somewhere, it warns you that near the end times, false prophets will pop up claiming to be the messiah. do you ever think scholars from like 700 years ago studying the bible would have thought this would be one of them

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

John the Elder: in my book I said beware false prophets as a warning

Christians: we have finally invented the false prophets from the hit Bible book that says beware false prophets

[patientno7]

my humor 2016

[patientno7]

happy 3 year anniversary of wheeze man

[rubinaito-inactive]

Finally, the original has crossed my dash.

[lavena]

@strangezeroz welcome to tumblr where the app decides when you can be gifted with the sight of og memes, you cannot look for these yourself via the search engine, you won’t find them, you have to wait to be gifted them

[miss-nerd-alert]

For those of you who might be new here, Tumblr has no algorithm, legendary memes are brought to your dash by mutuals like pet cats bringing you dead birds.

[artbyblastweave]

Easily the most annoying kind of vampire in the world are the ones where you finally corner the fuckers and when you're going in with the stake they start spouting off sociology 101 bullshit to try and weasel out of it. "Oh, no ethical consumption under capitalism," "oh, the rich are the real vampires if you think about it-" yeah, yeah, you ate like fifty homeless people, asshole. Hold still

[dialectrician]

Okay but if you aren't a vegetarian your case against vampires is actually pretty weak.

[artbyblastweave]

I SAID HOLD STILL