[lilspirit]

me looking in the mirror: idk who this bitch is but I’ll do her makeup I guess

[daftqunk]

“I know you have a twin brother. Is he an identical twin brother?”

inspired by this post

[streetlifemanifesto]

Don’t trust morning you. Morning you is a dick. Morning you would sell your loved ones if it got them 5 minutes of extra sleep

[sarapsys]

maybe morning me wouldn’t be such a dick if that flaky bitch evening me had gone to bed instead of tumblring til butts oclock int he morning

[bigmouthlass]

Well evening me might have fallen asleep at a reasonable hour if that dumbass afternoon me hadn’t lain down for a “little nap” that lasted four hours.

[bane-of-technology]

[amorverde]

10 year old me was so pissed that Gabriella would sacrifice true love for a dumb school but 2014 me now accepts that Gabriella was smart like home girl knew she could find dick everywhere YALL SHE GOT INTO FUCKIN STANFORD. FUCKIN. STANFORD. FUK TROY BOLTON’S WHITE ASS

[shitroosterteethsays]

[homerically]

i don’t think i’ve ever seen something as great as this

[keeps-getting-faster]

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[surprisebitch]

i dont drink coffee, just once to try, but this is the feeling i get when i have one

[teathattast]

cronch

[princesstigerbelle]

They screm

They screm for the cronch

[jesustwink]

This is what I opened my tumblr for

[gaycrane-deactivated20210730]

The screaming pigeons are my favourite kind of pigeons

[bitchycode]

[lord-kitschener]

[ilovesmoothjazz1998]

i dont trust boys that dont post about their gfs. why dont u value her

[tastefullyoffensive]

Extra af. (via NanoJefe)

[outoflightt]

@charles-cockens

[ambivalentlyyours]

[soul-angelos-deactivated2023102]

Dark times all around but there are still people out there who love you

Do not hurt yourself, do not hurt others, get help, talk to someone, anyone. Humanity has survived before and we can do it now if we all just support each other. My country and my people let me down and endangered my life but there’s nothing I or anyone else can do about that so let’s try to spread the love that is so clearly lacking.

[lovedroughts]

this deserves to be in the history book of best clapbacks

[tamper]

[chrissongzzz]

FLAMED HER ASS 😂😂

[lizzie-mcgriddle-blog]

i literally would if i could. what is she asking??