A half-smiles forms on Uzi's face as she waits for the punchline. She won't laugh, of course- she's got way too much teenage pride to admit when an adult is actually cool or funny. But the joke never lands.
"Guardians of the... Oh, you're serious? Nah, you're... Oh, you frickin' are. You really are."
She stares for a few moments, actually lost for words. There's people from all over the multiverse in Spirale, so if Peter says he really is leader of the GotG (the full thing is too long to bother with), then he's probably not lying. There probably really is some team full of misfits out there with this guy at the helm, just.. guarding the galaxy. Definitely not hers, though, because wow they would be doing a bad job.
"Um. Alright. That's... Good for you," she says, eager to escape the topic. So lame.
"Uh, anyways. Sometimes the people running this place do experiments on us, and they usually give prizes for participating. So, just do that. Then you'll get your Star-Lord gear back, or whatever," she says, shrugging. He probably has a coat with his name on it or something.
His eagerness to be taken seriously as the leader of the GotG has kind of taken the wind from Uzi's sails, and she shrugs again. "Whatever, I don't really care about human life cycles, anyways. Even if you do survive, you're really good at doing stupid stuff that gets you killed. Lucky for you they have a respawn system here."
And normally she'd find some excuse to leave there, but there's no way she'll stand for the slander of anime! Peter's just some lame old guy who doesn't get it, but a girl's gotta have principles.
"Look. Go watch a series called Cowboy Bebop. Then you'll understand. I might even accept your apology, if you grovel enough," she says, giving him a smirk.
