lesbian detectives, gay firefighters

I do not have the mental capacity to run several blogs so if you're here for a specific fandom, sorry ahead of time, inconsistancy ahead. Currently obbessed with: Deadloch, Heated Rivalry, 9-1-1 Previously: Merlin, OMGCP, Spiderman.

[citizenofgotham]

The stranger things spin-off should have been about THEM. It should have been them going through multiple jobs and being roommates and solving paranormal cases

[speakinsecretalphabets]

Deadloch 1.08

[sailor-moon-moon]

Wow Buck so cool that you like men. This means nothing to me. Marisol get out of my house.

[bloodsoakedbuckley]

eddie sending his parents a replacement son.... hes free. girl who is going to be okay!!!!

[poughkeepsiesjr]

eddie diaz good fucking LUCK to you brother

[tayasui-mono]

Boston Raiders watching the Tampa All-Star game highlights after Ilya kisses Shane all giddy, thinking, who the fuck is that guy? Because that jolly guy on the screen? Expression so different he doesn't even resemble their captain? He'd been a complete psycho lunatic the past couple months. Unbearable. And now he's giggling at Shane Hollander???

[drawballa]

Sleepy boys 💤

[lapizsilkwood]

Oh yeah, I've done stuff. That's good, you're halfway there.

[sansevierias]

"Do all lezzies get juiced up about weather?" Deadloch Season 2

[birbliophile]

made a thing.

[destiel-news-network]

(Source)

This comes one day after the archive changed their status to “Omega” for April Fools’ Day.

[anomalocaris-in-da-clurb]

Claim your badge

[elikaruna]

what if i

[transformativeworks]

For all the folks who have been begging pleading asking for these in the inbox - behold. User @elikaruna is here to save you.

The instructions on adding such things to your AO3 profile are in the news post (at the bottom) - just replace the url in the example with the url of whichever other thing you are putting there. And probably change the alt text.

[farminglesbian]

losing my gd mind they are gonna kiss

[grandselfmythology]

watching deadloch as a lesbian is so magical cause you're so used to being like 'mmmh.... getting a bit of a gay vibe from this' and feeling insane for it when it doesn't happen but with deadloch if you're getting a gay vibe you're literally always right

[homosexualpsychologicalwarfare]

merlin: a summary of the last five seasons

[stormsthatrage]

Heated Rivalry AU where Ilya dips out early from a post-game party with Boston, and someone gets the idea to put on a Hollonov compilation as a joke.

The whole team settles in with rapt attention, ready to roast the shit out of Roz over it via group chat, only to see. Well. It's a series of interview clips over the years. It's made up exclusively of three things. One, clips of Hollander "stealing" linguistically challenging questions that the whole team knows Rozanov hates. Two, clips of Rozanov derailing questions that are about Hollander's "representation of his community," which gossip on the street says makes Hollander uncomfortable. Three, Hollander and Rozanov commenting individually on the rivalry, with vicious comments such as. "He's of course a great player, but he'll find us difficult to beat." Such fire in Rozanov's comments are especially damning, given his whole chirp-king-schtick. The video editor, with all the obsession and perception of a true fangirl, makes sure to circle every instance where you can see the shadow of Hollander and Rozanov pressing their feet together - and in one instance holding hands - beneath the interview table. (You wouldn't see it unless you're looking for it - or unless someone circles it in red for you.)

The video finishes, and the team sits in a kind of shocked silence as the next video auto-plays. This one is a compilation of Rozanov chirping Hollander on the ice. Here, the editor has helpfully drawn an arrow to Hollander's face whenever he blushes. The editor has also inserted text overlays with comments like. "Look at how fiercely Rozanov insults his rival." And then puts smaller arrows pointing to Roz's body language, with helpful texts like "excited wiggle indicating absolute fury," and "besotted grin indicating deep hatred." The sarcasm is distressingly accurate in its point.

(Listen, the whole team knows what Roz looks like when he's chirping someone. This - this is not it. This is not it at all. This is him when he's being silly with people he really likes. What is going on.)

The video finishes, and this time someone has the presence of mind to stop the auto-play before another mind-breaking thing comes up.

Someone else, trying to lighten the silence with a joke, and maybe dismiss it all as a fever dream, says, "Montreal Jane? More like Montreal Shane, am I right?"

And. Well.

Once it's out there, there's no coming back from it.

Cliff asks aloud, to no one in particular, "Are we just stupid?"

[butchfranchaela]

they are everything to me

[shouty-y]

"Sweet mother, I cannot weave – slender Aphrodite has overcome me with longing for a girl."

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