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@overfedhousepet
gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me
I want tiramisu and to be able to start a brand new life
it's good to get fat on purpose it's good to get fat for fun it's good to get fat just cause it makes you horny it's good to get fat cause you think it's beautiful. being fat is fucking awesome and it's normal to want
Full of hotdogs, potato salad, popcorn, fries, nachos,gummies, ice cream, cheeseburger, more fries, a frosty, and peanut m&ms heheh
heavy on reciprocity and heavy on removing myself from spaces that lack it.
I know we’re all like lawless nonconformists but you really can’t be texting and driving. that’s one of the ones you’ve gotta listen to for real
Followed you for awhile and the absolute hottest thing is that you're obviously very intelligent, educated, skilled, cultured
Yet you choose to be a extreme obese bimbo slut. Love that for you
haha, thank you. I use hedonism as an escape from the internal self-aware horrors. Someone said this recently and i really resonated with it "I have to spiritually lobotomize myself from intellectualizing everything and turning to a life of moderate ignorance and hedonism helps save me from depression."
everyone get fatter now!!!
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When you think about it, gainer shakes really are just slut potions
They're completely empty calories, creamy, sugary fat that you pour down your throat because it makes you dumber, hornier and fatter
You don't need them
You'd probably be better off never having them
But you want them, don't you?
You want that rich fatty slut potion that will make your belly balloon and slosh with every gulp you greedily swallow down, leading to more and more permanent effects on your mind and body
So be a good day slut and go grab yourself a slut potion, hmm? You'll be bigger and better because of it x
they just announced all women should eat 4 meals a day and at least 2 nice snacks. they made it the general consensus
Everyone Knows You're Fat
You're fat now. Everyone knows that you're fat.
Maybe you could play off the first few pounds as an accident. Weight fluctuates, everyone knows that.
But an unwavering gain like yours? Your weight climbing pound after pound, month after month, every inch of you softening and rounding out as you ate and ate and ate yourself from chunky to chubby to fat. That paints a different picture. People tend to notice that much weight in such a short time.
Still, you could've settled into your fatness. Just been someone who "enjoyed eating" a little too much. Blamed your metabolism, chalked the pounds up to stress or work. These things happen, everyone knows that.
But you just couldn't help yourself, could you? Not when there was food around. You order more than everyone when you go out, you take a second helping at every meal. The way you eat, it doesn't exactly go unnoticed.
Somewhere along the line, everyone just decided you were a Fat Person now.
Maybe you've always been bigger, maybe this was a real surprise, but now you've been permanently classified with the irrevocable, extra-large label of fat. Showing up heavier than your last visit doesn't draw as many comments. Extra food finds its way to your plate.
Still, you can feel eyes on you when you eat. You're somewhere between a cautionary tale about what can happen if one doesn't exert total discipline over their appetites and a lost cause; a complete casualty to gluttony. You're not going to lose weight at this point, everyone knows that.
Do you think everyone can tell that all this weight wasn't exactly an accident?
That you've been regularly stuffing yourself to the point of breathlessness, gawking and grabbing at every softening inch of your body as the number on the scale grows and grows.
The countless moments you've spent with your hands on your plush belly, feeling it growing heavy and round as all the extra calories started to stick and mold this fattened, truer version of yourself. This greedy, outward manifestation of your hunger for more made unmistakable for everyone to see.
You're not fooling anyone. You're not hiding all that weight.
You're fat. You're going to get fatter. Everyone knows that.
to be honest it kind of feels unfathomably good to wrap your fat thighs around someone
There’s a fatter u in the future who can’t believe how skinny u are rn
Remember, piggies… no matter who you are, there’s someone out there who wants to fatten you up until you can’t walk 😊