Headcanons Never Die

A place for people to throw requests and prompts for Overwatch. Anyone is free to fill them, just let us know so we can post them here.

[masterbunne-outtie-deactivated2]

You think Junkrat ever tried to put a sock on his peg leg

[thetiniestcicada]

Hanzo has a habit of forgetting his phone in his pocket during missions. At least 5 times it has happened to slip out of his pocket when he's climbing a wall or smth and falling to its demise. A 5% of Overwatch's budget goes to Hanzo's new phones and it's starting to create a problem. That is until he found a package outside his door from an anonymous sender. Whoever it was gave him an old nokia phone and so far ithas fallen 3 times and hasn't gotten a single scratch!

fjdjfhkdhfjdf im laughing so hard anon holy shit

[overwatchrequests]

Sombra begins to view Reaper as a father figure

[handstitchedcircuitboards]

Hanzo and regular sleep patterns have an … estranged relationship. Years of being on the run and a natural inclination to paranoia will do that. As such, every few days he ends up in a fugue state until finally staggering off to sleep like the dead.

It was the kind of thing that didn’t seem notable on his own or among the kind of company kept at the Watchpoint, and it wouldn’t have been, except for those few hours between Hanzo’s mind dropping off and his body following.

Those few hours are always interesting.

Exhibit A: Hanzo’s phone, left in the crisper in the refrigerator, and Hanzo’s thumb, tapping absently on an open brick of white cheddar. The phone is found by coincidence a few hours later when he receives several texts in a row from Hana and Fareeha hears the vegetables beeping. The brick of cheese is never recovered.

Exhibit B: Hanzo, staring resolutely out the window in the lounge. He’s been standing there for almost ten minutes. McCree gets up to check on him, and finds him, mouth open, rubbing his pointer finger across his eye. When asked, Hanzo grits out that his contact is stuck. He hasn’t been in the field in two weeks and hasn’t needed to wear the contacts that communicate with his sonar arrows in that all that time.

Exhibit C: Hanzo and McCree, smoking on the roof far out of Angela’s sight. McCree hands Hanzo his lighter, and Hanzo sticks it in his mouth and holds up his cigarette to the end, then hands the unlit cigarette to McCree. McCree takes the cigarette on instinct, then watches in bewilderment as Hanzo tries to smoke the lighter.

[overwatchrequests]

Widowmaker cooking

Widow: Now we're just gonna add a little bit of wine *pours the whole bottle*

[soft-butch-cassidy]

reaper knocks on the door to hanzo’s apartment, fully intending on asking him to join talon, and mccree answers the door in hanzo’s shirt

[overwatchrequests]

Is there anyone in Overwatch that you want to be nap/cuddle buddy's with?

Satya and Amelie says Mod NinjaSatya and Mei says the other mod

[overwatchrequests]

I want to gently pat Hanzo's tiddy.

As do we, gray one. As do we.

[kidzbopmallcop]

Sometimes Genji will put his cold-ass metal hands up Jesse’s shirt to startle him and Jesse never sees it coming. Genji thinks it’s hilarious and Jesse is always mildly paranoid when it’s cold outside and he can’t see Genji anywhere.

[overwatchrequests]

Genji is not only not a morning person, but he is almost never seen until past 2 in the afternoon. Until Lúcio and Hana release a video titled "The Legend of the Cryptid"

[overwatchrequests]

Junkrat fuckin launches himself into the sun with one of his own bombs to "escape all this sexual tension bullshit" No one knows what sexual tension he was talking about

[overwatchrequests]

Satya doesn't like to be touched at all when she's in a bad mood

[overwatchrequests]

Winston celebrates Harold Winston’s birthday every year, no matter what’s going on.

[overwatchrequests]

Pharah: *sarcastically* Oh, have I told you how attractive you are Angela?

Mercy: No.

Junkrat: You told me she was cute.

Pharah: No, I didn't.

Junkrat: Yeah I remember because you told me not to say anything in front of Angela.

[werewolfkendou]

Widowmaker, while cuddling with sombra: i can fucking bench press you you tiny piece of shit

Sombra: oh yeah bring it you purble bitch

And widowmaker throws off the covers and bench presses her

[overwatchrequests]

Roadhog actually has a stutter. No one knows about it but Jamie, until Satya insists she can help because she used to have the same problem. Her, Roadhog, and Junkrat become the oddest best friend trio ever

[overwatchrequests]

Symmetra is a Vishkar creation and when Satya runs to Overwatch....she doesn't know who she is without that part of her