an owl with berries

aub / 22 / my queue is both an unstoppable force and an immovable object / life was easier when I was ten, that’s why I’m devoting my life to minecraft again / aka productofmtwundagore, roll-for-hotness, and justanotherjawa

[owlberries]

north wind

fandom: how to train your dragon

pairing: hiccup / astrid (implied)

rating : teen

chapters: seven

summary:

"It's been six years since Hiccup died. It's been five years since the dragon attacks stopped. It's been three years since Astrid was named as Berk's new heir. It's been approximately thirty-six hours since Astrid helped trap a Deadly Nadder. Now, retribution has come. - It's been six years since Hiccup ran away on the eve of his final exam. It's been five years since Hiccup defeated the Red Death. It's been three years since he killed Drago Bludvist. It's been roughly eight hours since Hiccup set off for Berk. The Dragon Master collects his dues."

[bellpipers]

A 3 Troy Harris Comic: Why does this brooding hockey player keep giving me coffee? Inspired by Role Model by Rachel Reid

Had lots of fun drawing and colouring these hockey boys! Troy and Harris mean a lot to me so it was great to create this comic in their honour! Please look at the backgrounds, I spent like 3 hockey seasons on it.

[penandinkprincess]

i know that ilya's ass is SO dramatic about getting his goodbye kisses after he and shane are together

shane forgets because he's running late for a meeting one day and has to rush out of the door, and he then arrives at the studio for the photoshoot he has booked to see a text from ilya with three different headstone styles with "one of these, i think"

and is just "for?? what??"

"when i am dead from broken heart because my husband does not love me anymore and does not kiss me before i will not see him for twenty years"

"ilya, i will be home in like four hours"

*pictures of two different casket models* "i am thinking the darker wood one, but perhaps that is too nice for your taste now that you do not love me anymore. perhaps you will bury me in cardboard shoe box like sad, dead hamster."

[my-2nd-account]

These two kids in eachother's faces:

[rozrozhollander]

What Ilya says: Hollander.

What Ilya means: #loml #sweetheart #autistic angel #hockey god #hottest man alive #literal sunshine #endearing little bilingual shit #my future husband

[buginateacup]

Every single fic update there is an author trying frantically to find the right balance between a nonchalant aside of "leave a comment if you enjoyed =)" and clinging desperately to the coat tails of a random stranger, dragging along behind them on the street wailing "Please, please! I have to know what you thought! I'm desperate to talk to people about this! Ask me about the alliterative repetition! Ask me about the symbolism!"

[inyourorbitx]

@the-communist-unicorn peak comment

[uncleasad]

[Image ID for reblog from inyourorbitx: comment on OP from the-communist-unicorn on Feb 11: Writers are like cats. We like to pretend we don't care what you think, we don't need your love, pfft, that would be so embarrassing. We brought you this gift of a dead mouse/new chapter for purely selfish reasons. But inside we are clingy little marshmallows who desperately want ear scritches and to be told what a good kitty we are and what a mighty hunter to slay the mouse. /end ID]

[usssamwell]

the cens having a pda jar for Shane and Ilya: broke

the cens making Shane sit in Ilya's lap and kiss him before every game because the one time he did it they won 4-0 and secured their playoff spot: 🙂‍↕️

[bloodonthedrums]

this kiss isn't talked about enough

[ilyasmole]

shane + asking for what he wants

[thesedarkcafedays]

Heated Rivalry 1.05 After (leftovers)

Good night, Shane. Good night, Ilya.

[tryingmybestst]

when shane joins the cens the first practice is kinda weird and off and shane can’t figure out what’s going wrong until later that night when he realizes that none of the rookies talked to him directly or looked him the eye the whole time. and he’s like wtf do they not respect me are they homophobic?? ilya has to clue him in like babe they have your posters on their walls they’re intimidated you’re the best player in the league they don’t know how to talk to you. the next practice this is proven when one of the rooks bravely breaks away from the group and walks up to shane. he looks like he’s gonna pass out when he asks shane to sign his stick

[shilyas]

#blue is his colour 💙

[jesterlesbian]

In the final moment, Williams turns to Storrie and does a version of Ilya's "attack-y" face, as Tierney describes it. He left that sweet exchange in to show how Shane is capable of breaking his guarded facade. "I think Shane does have a playful side that is stifled... Under every scene in season 1, there's not much room for super goofy play," Williams says. "There's a tentative nature to episode 6. Although it's calm, it's still like, 'Can this work, when we're left alone to our own devices?'"

"It does feel like a puppy learning to play," Tierney adds.

[gaynehollander]

No, like, I know we all get it but that scene where they're heading to the cottage is actually so insane because they've had seven years of hotel rooms and bottling up their emotions and only ever spending time together long enough to hook up and, even then, only when they happened to be in the same place. Now suddenly Ilya is here and he took a plane with the express purpose of seeing Shane and they're in his car and it's a two hour drive so for the first time ever they are just talking without sex being the immediate goal or what just preceded it. That's two hours of just existing in each other's company. That's two hours more than they've ever had before and it's just the prelude to two weeks and Ilya takes his hand and admits that he's nervous because this is so new and they've both wanted it for so long and, you don't understand, I'm going to cry.

[hollanov-ann]

💋 Heated Rivalry (S01E01 - Rookies)

[galecstatic]

recentering the exact moment shane realized he prefers being the hole rather than the peg

[handsywoman]

Ilya getting a chubby after being manhandled by angry puppy Shane, you will always be famous in this house