dear craymond

whats up with u and murch.. - Polli - 20 - any pronouns - basically a fan page for my best friend and frogs at this point - my icon is a picture of Rocky, the monster from Monster Sanctuary and my mobile header is a photo of vertical dark wooden planks. links for mobile: [tag list]

[onlinebeast]

Goodnight images goodnight documents goodnight apps goodnight files

[allmyknivesaremadeoutofbutter-d]

sometimes i come home and wash my hands and see myself in the mirror and go ah, i can really see how i might be loveable. then i wash some dishes or something

[skyllion-uwu]

There are frogs outside

[somethoughtseeds]

[itsallgoingtopot]

image id: white text on a black background with no credit that reads “If you are hiking in a group and waiting for slower people to catch up, don’t start walking again when they’d catch up, because then you got a rest and they didn’t.

“I think about this tip a lot, in many different contexts.”

[sandmandaddy69]

[sugarglider-s]

[ID: a picture of a black t shirt with white text saying “PUNK: professional uncle no kids” End ID]

[sigmastolen]

robot pronouns with mosscap and dex

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[ID: a photo of a passage from a psalm for the wild-built by becky chambers, text reading:

Dex took note of Mosscap's phrasing. "So, it is correct, then? You wouldn't prefer they or--"

"Oh, no, no, no. Those sorts of words are for people. Robots are not people. We're machines, and machines are objects. Objects are its."

"I'd say you're more than just an object," Dex said.

The robot looked a touch offended. "I would never call you just an animal, Sibling Dex." It turned its gaze to the road, head held high. "We don't have to fall into the same category to be of equal value."

end ID.]

[mellointheory]

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

[the-haiku-bot]

Who makes the porn bots.

Where do they come from. What do

they hope to achieve.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mellointheory]

and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.

do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?

[everythingfox]

blahblahblah

(via)

[esrah-rah-rasputin]

[Video description: a husky standing in a kitchen next to a table where someone is seated at. The person repeatedly gently wraps their hand around the dog’s mouth as it “talks”, and squeezes it so the dog makes a “Mloh mloh mloh mloh mloh” sound, or the sound of an engine. They pull their hand away a couple times, after which the dog looks at them and increases its noise to a higher whine, and the person repeats the action. /End description]

[dstroym]

[legallyblonde-2001]

[ID: A tweet by @ hubertscat that reads

"inadvertently just signed off with a work email 'should you have any questions please don't. Hesitate to ask.' I'm sticking with it."

Posted at 7:49 am on March 4, 2022.

End ID.]

[owlbuddy]

the alliterations in my proposal are abundant lol

[littlebirdofprey]

ive always hated when a vampire story is trying to distance itself from traditional lore or common perception and the vampire turns up their nose and says "and no. I don't turn into a bat" like they're so offended that you'd even suggest that they could do something so cool. well congratulations you're uncool and boring goodbye

[largishcat]

“Can you turn into a bat?”

“God, no, I wish,” sighed the vampire. “That’d be fucking badass.”

[privatejoker]

the only thing more embarrassing than cringy poetry is being so afraid of feeling embarrassed that you don't even try to make anything at all

[privatejoker]

for the love of god do not let the constant anti-cringe threat modeling of the internet deter you from making or sharing things

[namyusa]

[floralprintsharks]

[ID: a digital drawing of Shaymin from Pokemon. It’s drawn from the side facing the left side of the picture. Shaymin is standing on its hind-legs, holding a pink flower between its paws and smiling. The background is white. End ID]

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

you ever have “cry and scream yourself awake” level nightmares that are immediately the stupidest premises imaginable the moment you actually wake up

[afrosarah]

The last time I wailed "help, please, help me, heeelp" loud enough to have the whole house come running, it was because I was having a nightmare that I was in my laundry room, and out of the corner of my eye I witnessed a Snoopy stuffed animal slowly rise up on two legs, as if being manipulated by a ghost or perhaps made animate by a possessing spirit, and slowly start to dance the Macarena.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

I can’t stop thinking about this

[cuntess-carmilla]

[Image description: A deaf person speaking in sign language, with the words "THEY/THEM" and closed captions printed on the screen, as well as a second smaller video of the same person speaking with their voice the same words that they're saying in sign language.

/ End ID]

Transcript:

As a Deaf person, what's the one thing I wish hearing people understood?

Recently I was having a coversation with my therapist, who is a hearing person.

I was expressing my frustration about how many artistic spaces are not accessible to me, and her first instinct was to ask if I wore hearing aids, and I said "Nope, ears bald," and then she asked if I've ever considered a cochlear implant which, if you're unfamiliar, is a pretty serious surgery, and I had to stop her.

Because, when hearing people and able-bodied people are faced with the reality of the inaccessible world that they have helped to create, their first instinct is always to try and fix the Deaf or disabled person.

I am not broken. My ears are not broken. My body is not broken just because it doesn't function the same way yours does. We are only disabled because you have told us we are disabled. We are only disabled because you built a world for YOU, not for us. Why should I have to change myself when we can simply change the world?

CREDIT: https://www.tiktok.com/@themotherbirdie/video/7076229059000192299

[jesterjamz]

on a dark & stormy night, there was a creature . & you’re never going to beleive what it did next

[jesterjamz]

it creached

[wordwizards]

Called out for faking introversion to gain clout on social media