"our son made it through the war to come of age, let's fucken party! rsvp only if you're a little bitch who's NOT coming. all y'all not dead of alcohol poisoning by morning (lmao losers) get dunkt on"
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"our son made it through the war to come of age, let's fucken party! rsvp only if you're a little bitch who's NOT coming. all y'all not dead of alcohol poisoning by morning (lmao losers) get dunkt on"
Thurston's Orange Peel Theory
heart eye cat meme
how didyou get so small bro
be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight
You can leave as many cookies as you want but he’ll only et two
this remains the funniest addition anyone’s made to one of my posts
I never seem to talk about it anymore but I still make things! I have a ton of project photos that I'll be posting as I organizing my backups. This is an Iggy Peck sweater out of handspun polwarth, with needle-felted steeks.
when I'm just walking around and something makes me screech to a halt and my eyeballs shoot out like binoculars and I gotta drop everything to take photos
ugh yeah that's the good shit
I feel like a lot of people dont pick up on that: when youre texting with someone and they ask you a question theyre probably very much aware that they can simply google it. The reason theyre asking you instead is because they like talking with you and want you to explain it instead
June Landscape
THIS TURNED OUT SO MUCH BETTER THAN EXPECTED
you missed the best bit
U.S. people, if you bought cinnamon from Dollar Tree, Dollar General, or other discount stores, throw it out. It's got lead
Ground cinnamon sold in U.S. discount stores is contaminated with high levels of lead and should be discarded. The U.S.
and what if I told you nine was less afraid of love than ten. what then.
for a moment i lived in a beautiful world where doctor who didn’t exist and this was simply a seven-ate-nine joke too layered for me to understand
character in a movie: Oh no, angry dog, please don’t bite me!
the dog: I’m at work! I’m doing so good at being at work! I’m barking because my handler gave the sign ‘bark’! I am going to get such a good grade in being a dog actor, which is completely possible to achieve, and normal to want! I am doing a great job! I am proud of myself for doing such a great job! I love this, because I’d make it physically impossible to get anything done if I wasn’t enjoying it! I’m barking!
I love seeing dogs and wolves in movies because they’re acting so vicious but also their tails are wagging so hard unless the post-processing guys specifically edited out the tails (which is slightly less obvious but also hilarious in a different way once you spot it).
This is why I love the dog in the original casting of The Thing so damn much. I have never seen an acting dog move with such a deliberate, calm intent. It was like every single motion and gesture this animal made was intentional.
Apparently, according to the behind-the-scenes documentation, this dog was just fuckin like that. Almost never, if at all, looked at the camera crews and production teams. Never excitedly wagged his tail on set no matter how much of a good boy he was being. If he did, it was the same… deliberate motions.
His name was Jed, and even though he’s a dog, he deserves an oscar. He was an exceptionally good boy.
Jed also played the role of White Fang in the 90s Disney film version!
I honestly can’t imagine a better portrayal of a stoic, aloof White Fang, who gradually softens, than Jed. Good boy.
That dog knows his job, and knows he’s damn good at it, and knows he’s probably better at his job than his coworkers.
That dog was delivering straight up Shakespearean performances, and he probably was saddled with human coworker who had to make use of such unprofessional things as second takes.
My condolences, Jed, my condolences.
i have too much joie de vivre for this
i’m so serious when i say excessive fear of being annoying/creepy/taking up people’s energy etc holds us back. it seems like it’s just little things but they add up. over the past month i’ve ordered food and drinks almost exclusively by asking “do you have a favorite?” and i know if i said that on twitter or wherever ppl would dogpile me for demanding emotional labor of servers or w/e but every single person i’ve asked has seemed genuinely psyched to answer! i don’t ask if it’s busy obvi, and use a phrasing that gives them the easy out of “i don’t have one”— but no one has taken it! the girl at the cafe confessed to me with something like conspiracy in her voice how everybody raves about the gluten free chocolate chip cookies and sure, they’re great, but the delicious, fluffy homemade waffles are RIGHT THERE. the barbera the bartender recommended was actually kind of awful but it broke the ice and we ended up talking for like 45 minutes. the bodega guy declared that he usually makes himself a burger but tonight was “a breakfast sandwich night” and tbh he was totally right. it WAS a breakfast sandwich night
thank you tumblr user @saw5. tumblr user saw 5 gets it
Listen, okay.
Last year we got new neighbors around Christmastime, and they brought us a panettone. For those who don’t know, this is an Italian dessert bread full of fruit and is traditional for Italians at Christmas.
Let me tell you who’s in my household, for those not in the know:
One (1) Jew with autism who had never seen nor heard of a panettone and is deeply suspicious of bread with whole fruits in it, because The Textures(tm)
One (1) person from a Christian denomination that doesn’t celebrate Christmas and who cannot eat gluten
One (1) person from a Christian denomination that doesn’t celebrate Christmas and who doesn’t like panettone
Three (3) cats, who are not allowed people food
WE WERE DELIGHTED. They brought us something because they knew they’d been moving at odd hours! They thought of us! The person who doesn’t like panettone took it to work and put it in the break room and his coworkers loved it with their morning coffee! Not a single one of us could actually use it, but they meant well and that mattered. (This year I’m taking the neighbors hamantaschen, even though it feels a little like cheating because we already know they like desserts with fruit.)
LET PEOPLE BE KIND. Sometimes it doesn’t quite land, and that’s what “it’s the thought that counts” means. Even when it doesn’t quite land, THERE IS A CONNECTION. Let it be made.
poll for ppl who have had/are planning to have top surgery (any sort, mastectomy/reduction/augmentation/whatever) cause im wondering about how many ppl here opt for no nipple grafts. I'm assuming if this gets votes most will b trans ppl for obvious reasons, but cis ppl feel free to vote you if got something relevant, your call
(no "show results" button bc i dont want the results mega skewed, pls dont use the "other" as "show results" just wait a week. schedule a reblog or st. ty.)
ppl who have had/want some form of top surgery, did you or are you planning on going No Nip Steve (if still trying to decide, choose what youre leaning)
mastectomy (Flat), WITH nipples
mastectomy (Flat), NO nipples
reduction, WITH nipples
reduction, NO nipples
augmentation (embiggen), WITH nipples
augmentation (embiggen) NO nipples
some other top work, WITH nipples
some other top work, NO nipples
QUESTIONS FOR THE TAGS if u feel like answering any:
gender+what surgery+nipples yes/no
for ppl who opted for no nips, any partic motivations for your decision? comfort, cost, easier healing, just like the vibes, etc?
any plans on tattoos, or just gonna leave blank? (still trying to decide if i wanna do coraline buttons for myself....)
as usual reblog to give this very scientific poll a slightly different sampling bias