lex

constant shit posting 22 she/her

[undertheinfluencex1]

No Noise November, everybody stfu next month

[depsidase]

[ronoken]

I feel like I read a book about this in school. I feel like this was required reading. I also feel like my local children's museum has an entire fucking exhibit on this.

[juniper-petunia]

they should make a version of socializing that doesn’t make you feel like you’re still the weird 12 year old kid that doesn’t know why she’s not normal like the other kids

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

FINE! I'll do it myself

[neenarchive]

me: you literally have a disorder. this is symptoms

me: no perhaps my soul is rotten

[dogpuppy]

[devilcat3d]

when i see an advertisement i should be able to just say "i dont have any money so i cant buy what youre advertising" and the ad hears this and it shrivels up and dies and is never shown to me again

[cupcakefoxxo]

[virtualtoybox]

jesus christ. fine. ill say it. im sleepy. im sleepy, okay? do you know what being sleepy does to a person? to their spirit? i should be pitied.

[ghoul-mortician]

I like to collect headlines that read like a time traveler’s last desperate gambit at fixing reality

[podcastwizard]

some royal jewels were stolen from the louvre which is unfortunate for historical reasons but you gotta appreciate a classic crime. so many crimes are online these days it’s nice to see heist culture is still alive

[cockmcstuffins]

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

[carebewear]

I do often think about how the origin of “he would not fucking say that” was in reference to a post which depicted Cartman SouthPark responding politely when asked for his pronouns

[schistcity]

meme phrases are so mobile and versatile and that's really really beautiful but i'm always thinking about the first "she x on my y til i z" being "she ebbin on my neezer til i scrooge" and the first "fork found in kitchen" coming from a tweet about sehun from exo being spotted at a gay bar. like sometimes you just utterly nail it the very first time and no variation of the joke is going to be better.

[schistcity]

EXACTLY.

[schistcity]

a small collection

[important-animal-images]

[fangedjester]

i had to draw her she's so nostalgic

[april]

ⓘ Tip You can skip part of the day by taking a nap.

[april]

ⓘ Tip But watch out.

[unstablecryptid]

David Duchovny for Playgirl

[gender-fluidbees]

trans women should not have to be sexy to you for you to respect them. Aaaaaand post

[undeadentropy]

Peak trans woman experience is knowing you can remove the word trans from any sentence about our struggle and everyone will easily recognize it as a true and valid battle against patriarchy. But the moment trans is inserted back and we get radio silence from half the people who would otherwise agree. If we're lucky.

[hiya-gayass]

[rosenkranz-does-things]

some attempts at vintage pulp covers style