Sora the Allshipper

Further instructions: Become a librarian! Open a fanfic library! Ship all the ships!!

[cheaphalloweencostume]

well i misread that

[aster-is-confused]

my favorite genre of bird picture

[moldavite]

going with the flow. like a bloated corpse face down in a river

[kitkenk]

screw bedtime 😈😈 tonight we are staying up until 9pm

[kvothes]

went into a wine shop the other day to buy pasta and they did not have pasta but they were doing a wine tasting so i thought what the hell. and got to chatting with the other woman there because we had both just come from the library and were comparing our books and sipping wine and turns out we’re both teachers so we got on the topic of phones in classrooms—and the guy pouring our wine was like ‘that’s actually a point of contention in one of my divorces right now.’

and i very delicately said ‘one of your divorces?’ and his eyes got really big and he said I’M A PARALEGAL

[yamcans-deactivated20150129]

Scooby Doo has great life lessons to teach:

If something evil is happening, it’s probably an old white man trying to make money.

[pocitenicko]

How are you feeling today

Peachy 😊🍑🌸

PÍČYYYY 🇨🇿🇨🇿 (⁠╯⁠°⁠□⁠°⁠）⁠╯⁠︵⁠ ⁠┻⁠━⁠┻

Remaining time: 5 days 7 hours

[jartitameteneis]

[furbearingbrick]

[drax-the-vampire-king]

Maybe if im invisible they won't feel me in there hands

[nejsemzezplzne]

Miluju, že na filmovém logu Project Hail Mary je česká vlajka, a ještě k tomu tak prominentně.

Realisticky vzato chápu, že máme taky univerzity a na nich jsou vědci a to by pravděpodobně byl náš příspěvek k celé operaci. Nebo třeba škodovka by postavila loď, idk. Ale pokaždý když to vidím, myslím jenom na ten debilní seriál o českých astronautech co cvičí v prázdný škole. Jakub Žáček by porazil astrofágy.

[intergalactic-garbage]

ryan gosling nemá nic na reného hejla

[teplejtrouba]

Když otevřeš Tumblr a zříš, že nějaký společník se zabral do nového fandomu:

[mblematic]

love when the mutual takes the mutual bait. yes that post was for you. yes it was about our lil guy. thanks for falling for it. I love you

[fireflysummers]

I'm apparently so consistently aroace that a friend of mine uses me as a measurement for whether or not something counts as "romantic," based on when I stop understanding what he's talking about.

[fireflysummers]

@loraxofygg Stop being funnier than me on my own post (/j).

[flanbolt]

[cherishablematerial-deactivated]

you're laughing. charles dickens had a son named plorn and you're laughing

[mediummarketpaperback]

HE HAD A SON NAMED

WHAT

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Plorn

[mediummarketpaperback]

NICK I LOOKED IT UP AND SAW NOTHING OF THE SORT IS THIS A PRANK

[cherishablematerial-deactivated]

technically his name was edward but everyone called him plorn

[mediummarketpaperback]

Edward “Plorn” Dickens. my god.

[cherishablematerial-deactivated]

I have something worse

[mediummarketpaperback]

oh???

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[mediummarketpaperback]

imagine getting stuck with the nickname Plorn

[cherishablematerial-deactivated]

imagine getting sent to live in the Australian outback when you were sixteen

[mediummarketpaperback]

WHY WERE THEY SO CRUEL TO MY BOY PLORN

[cherishablematerial-deactivated]

I have an answer to that one too

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[cogentranting]

The face of a man whose father nicknamed him Plorn.

[elodieunderglass]

Born without a groove 😔

[linguisticparadox]

[telomeke]

With each addition to this, I find myself nodding and murmuring, "Mm hm. The Plorn Dickens."

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[twiggy-boy]

"what is this BABY doing in space!???"

-Rocky, probably

[liquidstar]

yknow its interesting how something can impact one demographic in a completely different way than everyone else. in the exorcist when the demon starts speaking in greek, to most people its creepy. but if youre greek and you suddenly start hearing the demon speak perfect fucking greek its genuinely the biggest scare of the movie. you just do not expect to ever hear your language in american movies so it catches you so badly off guard, it feels like the movie is talking directly to you

[liquidstar]

the first time my dad saw it, it was with his american friends. and when she started speaking greek he turned to one of them and was like "re malaka did you hear that in english?"

[zoesupreme]

no for real like sit over there and drink your little beverage and stay tf out of the way let me cook

[theprofessional-amateur]

Keep me company but stay out of my way. The dream.