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Hard cheesin, femme edition 😛

They/She ✨

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probablyangel

marlynnofmany

*giant wind gust outside*

Me: “Don’t say it.”

My Brain:

selftrepanning

where’s it’s friday like it fucking matters

thecureinorange-deactivated2021

lonely-dog-song

ebaybumpstock

people who write for like the new yorker think that the piece of kitchenware that symbolizes the working class is the mason jar but it’s actually this

auckie

nathanhaley

normal-horoscopes

Normal Horoscope:

Aries: Pay attention to the younger people in your life and make a mental list of which ones you think would win in a fight against a wild boar. Save the information for later, you’ll know when to break it out.

Taurus: Sometimes people will blend truth, fiction, and descriptive imagery into a single entertaining package. These things are called “stories“ and they are good for “having fun“ if that your thing.

Gemini: If someone rubs you the wrong way, make eye contact and tell them how thankful you are for the human contact.

Cancer: Be on the lookout for clues! Once you have a monopoly on clue distribution you can sell them for whatever price you like!

Leo: When life gives you lemons, the amount of lemons is how many days you have left before the assassins come.

Virgo: Take a much needed rest. Schedule some “you time“ for scraping off the inch-thick layer of moss that keeps trying to control your thoughts.

Libra: God gives the hardest battles to the soldiers who have eaten the most spiders in their sleep.

Scorpio: The ideas are flowing but you cannot staunch the flow. If you’re not careful you’re going to bleed yourself dry.

Ophiuchus: The answers you seek lie between the history of Moroccan architecture and a cartoon squirrel.

Sagittarius: Your friend sharing a tough experience is not necessarily permission to start a revenge quest. The Stars and I are sorry. We know how much you like revenge quests.

Capricorn: A rich inner life is fertile soil for strange, strange things. Things that can be hard to weed out once they take root.

Aquarius: Too few like-minded people and nothing gets done. Too many like-minded people and mistakes become fatal. The only solution is to live in caves and forget human language as you slowly go blind in the quiet dark.

Pisces: Its quarry-o-clock baby! Head down to the quarry for the fun to really get started!

eroscestlavie

someone take me out. either in the date way or the assassination way

stimman4000

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questbedhead

Like is someone going to fucking eat this. are they gonna munch the little supports. are they gonna lick the lil whatever the fuck you call the person place part. is a motherfucker supposed to chow down on this scultpute. who asks for these. and can i get a tiny bank to eat.

#NFTumblcryptids

koffee-kush

darkwood-sleddog

At the end of the day all dogs, no matter what they look like or what they were bred for, are DOGS. And as such they still want to enjoy the doggie aspects of life. Running and playing and sniffing and digging and engaging with humans in a positive way.

Like your Frenchie would love to run up and down a hiking path the same as my dogs if given the chance but their conformation makes it difficult for them. It’s not that they are lazy or don’t want to. Their brain does not perceive difference, their body simply does not accommodate fun dog things.

Your little dog still wants to interact with others and say things with dog body language and get that body language listened to and respected the same as my dogs but society’s interpretation of what is appropriate around a toy dog and a larger dog is unfortunately different. Their brain does not perceive difference, simply society does not think they are a danger when they react negatively to their boundaries being pushed in a way they do with larger dogs.

Somehow we tend to treat different breeds as separate species, but they are all dogs, all Canis Lupus Familiaris. And they all deserve to do dog stuff. Thank you.

doberbutts

I know I already reblogged this but I'm thinking of it again because I was asked an incredulous 'do your chihuahuas *REALLY* go on hikes with your big dogs? And they aren't carried???' several times yesterday by a range of different people at work and it just kinda makes me sad. Sad because some of those people own tiny dogs, and their disbelief signals that they never attempted this with their dogs. Sad because some folks are poorly matched with big dogs when all they wanted was a small active companion, but considered fun dog things impossible for a small dog.

It's fun for a dog to run around in the woods. It's fun for a dog to track a scent across a field. It's fun for a dog to dip their toes in a stream. It's fun for a dog to roll around in the grass, to lay in the sun or shade, to monch snow as it accumulates. To sample the things you brought along as snacks. To sniff a tree, a bush, a signpost. It doesn't matter how big or small the dog is. To them they're all the same size.