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iām still cackling
They DID that!!!
It took me about 15 seconds in to realize what was happening in this vid, but the second I did, I legit came. This is⦠I got chills and got so much validation for my theories about tap and pretty much any genre of music hereā¦
I scrolled and saw my face
Was this cat employed to do this? Like is she the biggest baddest bird in yo building catchin mf in the game? And they called her?!
Bruh bit harsh don't you think?
The dude literally made a comic where the punchline was that anyone who kills themself is weak minded and that suicide makes him horny. I was being kind
Oh and get this when he was RIGHTFULLY criticized for this comic being in poor taste he had this exceptionally tone deaf response
girl bye
hot take: moms need to learn how to listen to and comfort their daughters without making everything about their own traumas
a classic example
daughter: hey this thing you do bothers me very much and i wish you wouldnāt do it
mom: well my parents abused me and im not even as bad as they were and i had to sit through it so you gotta sit through whatever i do to you too
a common variant
mom: well iām having a really hard time right now and you know that iām doing my best and that i didnāt mean to hurt you ergo you are in fact the asshole for asking me to consider your feelings and change my behavior during this hard hard time iām having
least favorite
mom: fine. youāre right and iām wrong and iām a horrible person. there. are you happy now?
see also
mom: you canāt be mad at me. youāre not allowed to be mad at me. i canāt stand it.
Yeah this is just straight-up emotional abuse. Itās not uncommon for moms to confuse āemotional closenessā with demanding their children caretake for them emotionally, or just having no boundaries. And āhave you considered that you are in fact the abusive oneā is bog-standard DARVO (Deny, Attack, Reverse Victim and Offender).
Women also make the mistake that because we are frequent targets for abuse, we cannot be abusive ourselves. WOMEN CERTAINLY CAN BE ABUSIVE, especially towards children society has historically said we ought to have the power of life and death over, and who tradition says should be 100% subservient to us.
I know this is gonna be controversial butā¦
is this person implying that AIDS activism was invented in 2018
Ohā¦.. huge.. mood..
What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didnāt realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like
āDude, you havenāt gone outside in a while.ā āYeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.ā
āAre you still up?ā āYeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.ā
āDude, Iām seriously craving something right now.ā āLike what?ā āI dunno. Pizza rolls?ā
āWhy is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you?ā āUm, itās calledĀ ābeing politeāā¦?ā
āI tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think Iām allergic, but all Iām getting on Google is vampire bullshit.ā
āDude can a mirror like⦠stop working or something?ā
āDude, why do you keep posting pictures of the floor?ā āā¦Those are meant to be selfies, I guess my camera must be broken.ā
āDude, I am all for you expressing your religious beliefs, but could you not wear your crucifix when Iām around? It really bugs me for some reason.ā
āHave you ever noticed how cute bats are? like really noticed? sweet lil balls of fluff with wings man.ā
āI want to sleep in a coffinā¦ya kno, for like⦠aestheticā
āWhatās with your thing about necks lately?ā
āMUST YOU KINKSHAME ME IN MY OWN HOMEā
āI looked up my symptoms on WebMD, and it says I have cancer.ā
This last addition made the reblog obligatory. This one wins.
This brave Black woman was injured in the attack and needs help - as sheās also left the job after being traumatized by the incident. Help her and her family out here: ā¬ļøā¬ļøā¬ļøā¬ļøā¬ļøā¬ļøā¬ļøā¬ļøā¬ļøā¬ļø CLICK HERE
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I reblogged this and then clicked the link and Iām going to ask anyone who follows me to please reblog this version, because something EXTREMELY important is in the link:
Her attacker is HIV-positive and she sustained cuts during the attack. Sheās currently on antiviral medication in the hope that immediate treatment will keep her from contracting a debilitating lifelong illness. Part of the reason she needs to raise so much money is the cost of these medicationsāantivirals (as opposed to antiretrovirals, which are āyou have it and weāre trying to mitigate it) are mostly experimental.
Just as an example to explain how expensive they are, a few years ago I had the flu and was prescribed the antiviral Tamiflu. It cost me $119āAND I HAD INSURANCE. And thatās for a medication for a relatively straightforward viral infectionāimagine the cost for preventing HIV. (I know PrEP is well over $1000.)
This woman desperately needs help because this course of medication could save her life. The other reasons are important, Iām not saying theyāre notābut while HIV is not the death sentence it once was, you would MUCH rather not have it than have it.
Oh wow. Reblogging for this update
For the record, I didnāt know it was called that when I picked it.
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