i can't read

[streetlight-spam]

it’s monday i’m in the labyrinth

[streetlight-spam]

it’s tuesday i’m in the evil lab

[streetlight-spam]

it’s wednesday i’m in the time loop

[streetlight-spam]

it’s thursday i’m in the medieval torture apparatus

[streetlight-spam]

🌸it’s friday i’m in love🌸

[johnnysilverhandssuitcasenuke]

[bigmeatpete69420]

Fuck yea

[furryprovocateur]

me when i give my manager the angry customer and i can go back to not doing my job

[crazy-brazilian]

[oracularcult]

laga dyga is an evil hag and she is going to Get you

[impossiblepackage]

god i hope so

[pallidprincess]

guy tries to toss a cigarette on the ground but the ground parries it and it flies back into his mouth and he solemnly continues to smoke it

[ttvck]

ive never seen ingredient presentation likethis

[cyberjock-deactivated20250329]

[moddys-personal-stuff]

then what

[cyberjock-deactivated20250329]

[moddys-personal-stuff]

oh

[my-slideshow-wmv]

[papsiguesss]

So when Jesus rises from his grave everyone rejoices and it becomes a holiday but when I, Count Dracula-

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

just got kicked out of Starbucks for - you guessed it - inventing a special kind of glue that lets me climb up anything.

[shirtsthatgohard]

[orcboxer]

my most controversial ship? heh…the Thomas W Lawson

[orcboxer]

motherfucker unlimited

[orcboxer]

you like that? I got more, how bout the SS Bessemer

This experimental piece o’ shit, courtesy of Sir Henry Bessemer, had a stabilized cabin meant to combat seasickness. Unfortunately, due to the kinetic consequences of building a ship like that, it also combatted seaworthiness, and the instant this thing touched water it enthusiastically slammed itself into the pier with all the grace of a twelfth round boxer.

Not to be deterred, Bessemer repaired the ship, hired a veteran sea captain, slapped the stern and sent her out for a second go. The ship then proceeded to crash into the Same Fucking Pier even harder, demolishing it.

The SS Bessemer, her bloodlust satiated, retired from the cruise ship life and settled down in Swanley, where she became a billiard room, and then a lecture hall, and then rubble, due to an encounter with bombs.

This one’s for the SS Bessemer. Rest in peace you wild bitch.

[senatortedcruz]

I’m literally always saying this

[fucko]

[wolves-willow]

ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

[jaesrri]

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

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[pjackk]

👎stupid as fuck flavor

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