my other car is a shelf

I'm Meli. I read and write a lot. I love getting letters. I like tea, and puns, and sweaters.

[anywhoozles]

[buniix3]

Got some Grade A Senshi propaganda right he- OH GOD OH NO

Senshi... I'm so sorry oh my god I dont know what happened or where that water bucket came from jesus christ all mighty

GO VOTE

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[tlirsgender]

They don't tell you this but besides the Beloved Mutual there's also the Longterm Follower who you don't follow back but they're always in your notes and you're kind of watching them. Checking on the longterm follower's bio every so often like turning over a log. She's trans now good for her

[tlirsgender]

Longterm followers I am putting fresh leaves and hrt in your enclosure

[valend]

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

[prettycolors]

[real-language-facts]

babies are born speaking every single language and have to pick one when they turn whatever to speak for all eternity. they dont talk to us because they dont want our biases to interfere in their choice

[toroidalearthtruther]

there seems to be a fundamental disagreement between microwave oven manufacturers and the producers of microwave meals over whether the customer should know the wattage of their microwave or if such details should be abstracted away from them

[toroidalearthtruther]

the microwave rice demands 800 watts of power for 2 minutes, but all the microwave can offer me three settings: one low, one high, and one somewhere in the middle. I turn it to the one in the middle as I happen to know 800W is the average power of most microwaves. the light comes on and the bag of rice starts slowly turning, but rather than hearing the usual rumble of the microwave, I instead start hearing short snippets of conversation - words snatched from the ether. the lights flicker and a chill runs up my spine. the voices remind me of those "spirit boxes" ghost hunters use. I double check the setting on the microwave. "ah," I say, remembering that I had set it to medium,

[radicaldirt]

[official-ibuprofen-posts]

[image ID: a meme of a person feeding an apple to a horse. the person is labelled "girls who keep ibuprofen in their backpack," the apple is labelled "ibuprofen," and the horse is labeled "me." end ID]

official ibuprofen post

[storm-of-feathers]

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

[moveslikekeithrichards]

this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

681.6

printers

[irispurpurea]

expectation: haha silly fun times movie about sheep solving a murder, hijinks and shenanigans ensue

reality: what if you and you alone carried the most painful memories of your community? what if only you knew the true shape of reality? what if you were cast out for no crime but the accident of your birth? what kind of life can we truly live if we don't know death? what is the point of grief? why must we remember painful things? well, because that is how you keep the ones you love alive even once they're gone. if we were to forget all things that challenge or disturb us, we would never leave our small worlds. we must carry the burden of memory together. we must cross the road from the meadow and we must not forget.

[apisceslearnsart]

Beyond by German artist Elena Wuest (b. 1961)

[asoftwrongness]

prints | instagram | facebook | bluesky | cara

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

I’m trying to come up with a submission flowchart for this blog— I’ll polish it up when I’m happy with the actual content

[oxymoron0-o]

I love flow charts

[json-derulo]

for sale: Baby Shoes Stylish Infant Boy Girl Unisex First Walker Shoes Toddler Walking Crib Shoes Lightweight Non-Slip Sneakers For 6 9 12 18 24 Months Baby Shoes New With Tags New In Box Excellent Condition Never Worn

[bold-baddie]

[stevishabitat]