👯Montana is a Fart Condom👯‍♂️

(30 she/ her) Hello odd people who follow me. How did you even find me? I literally tag almost nothing. I'm Katya.

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[samitchdoo]

[mioxenoblade]

Trans people don’t typically scream at people over being misgendered, so whenever a transphobe acts like trans people do that I just think “this is made up” or “what did you really do to get them to that point”

[mioxenoblade]

The people giving me sob stories about how you were so nice and theyre screamed at you: I dont believe you.

[what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me]

What they don’t tell you about getting into bird watching is that once you get into it, you do not get to decide when you bird watch. You can be on the beach of some distant tropical country with nothing planned except relaxing. But then you see a Common Fluttering Nut Buster and you’re like fuckkkkkkkk holy shit guys the Common Fluttering Nut Buster is not supposed to live this far west holy shitttttttttt

[theweirdwideweb]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[vigilantsycamore]

eeby deeby... i haven't heard that name in years...

[cheese24k]

[ceramicpuppyclown]

reblog for easter

[winemom-culture]

forget april fools day its almost time for the best video on this entire fuckin planet

[scabrrielle]

sunglasses. no sun. it’s cloudy: overcast. 

[wilmotfornow]

dahhhhmn it…as soon as he tastes my pussy, he’ll know im kira

[kiioki11]

Fleetway Amy

[carolxdanvers]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[red-mercer]

This really deserves to be one of those million note posts

[depsidase]

[chips1977]

I cant come to your birthday there's a big ass skullll flying araound

[ithvka]

[songsomi]

[karvina]

stop thinking with your dick and start thinking with your pussy. ok now stop thinking with your pussy and start thinking with your dick again. meditate on the differences between them. call me back when you get it.

[fallout-lou-begas]

[sandmandaddy69]

[despazito]

they just added sparkledogs to the kennel club registry

[despazito]

[despazito]

they carried a generation

[creekfiend]

it's weird that so few people seem to know that mormons largely run the troubled teen industry. ppl will imply that I'm religiously intolerant when I badmouth mormonism and it's like well. they child trafficked me. so. lol

[creekfiend]

it's why Utah has the worst youth rights laws in the country; bc the troubled child industry lobby fights all legislation designed to give kids more rights. it's a state-supported industry of child abuse run by the Mormon church 🤷

[orcboxer]

you hear the sound of a baby crying, with the doppler effect, and then it's gone. you whip your head around, searching, confused, but you're alone at home at night. it never happens again.

[gudamor]

A famous baseball player has just made millions, but can they live with their decision?

[squashfolded]

Devil’s hole pupfish for an assignment