i wanna be a plant

:D

[gunsandfireandshit]

John Green and his brother were created as part of a secret government program that aimed to create the world's first youth pastor for atheists

[catchymemes]

[queer-scots-geordie-dyke]

This has been said ad nauseum, I know, but the thing I just *cannot* get over is how very quickly and easily the left as a movement abandoned its most basic principles:

“Rape is an abhorrent, violating crime and we must believe and uplift survivors” - until it is done to Jewish women and girls in the name of ‘resistance’ then it’s just fine and dandy, or we might not even believe you at all.

“An armed force invading and mass murdering civilians is a war crime” - until the victims are Jews and you’ve decided it’s ‘resistance’ and ‘you don’t get to criticise how they fight back.’ No, mate, the word you’re looking for is ‘pogrom.’

“Slavery is bad” - until it is Jews being held hostage in Palestinian homes and forced to work then it’s ‘they were treated well and fed, what more do you want?’

“Indigenous peoples regaining their ancestral homelands is a key part of decolonisation and is a worthy endeavour” - until it is Jews regaining the land of Israel after centuries of disenfranchisement then it’s ‘white supremacy’ and ‘colonialism’ and the most evil thing in the world.

“Collective punishment is bad, citizens aren’t responsible for the actions of their government” - until we can treat every single Israeli like evil incarnate and deserving of the worst abuse and treatment simply for existing.

“Oppressed people know their own oppression better than you do. Listen to them and don’t presume to know better about the issues they face” - until it’s Jews talking about antisemitism and then it’s ignoring them, talking over them and accusing them of weaponising their oppression to silence criticism.

“Abuse and violence against an oppressed group must be condemned wholeheartedly and we must stand with the persecuted” - until it is Jews facing a 400% increase in antisemitism - being spat at, beaten, raped, ostracised from public spaces, having their schools and synagogues targeted, and then it’s shut our eyes and ears and pretend none of it is happening.

“Queer rights for all” - until Israel dares to be a beacon of queer rights in the Middle East and then it’s ‘pinkwashing.’

Do you even hear yourselves? Do you even care that you are being breathtaking hypocrites? How do you expect anyone to ever take you seriously ever again?

[queer-scots-geordie-dyke]

You know, if you come out with an ass backward sentiment like "I support Jews, they are welcome in my space, I'm totally against antisemitism - I hate those Zionists though," (when a good 80-90% of Jews identify themselves as Zionist in its most basic terms of believing a Jewish state has a right to exist on their indigenous homeland), then no, you do not support and welcome Jews. At all.

You only care about the ones you can tokenise and hold up as evidence of your supposed support. You don't actually care about them as human beings, about their complex emotions and feelings about Israel, or how important the history of that land is to their people hood, their culture, their traditions, and their faith.

If you only support Jews who will totally disavow that importance and expect them not to care about the suffering of their own people, then sorry not sorry, you're antisemitic as all fuck, I don't care what you tell yourself.

[tikkunolamresistance]

i believe that the jewish people have a right to self determination in their ancestral homeland, also known as israel.

[ultimatebottom69]

...I hope this isn't some zionist shit.

[tikkunolamresistance]

what i wrote is the definition of zionism, so yes it is ‘zionist shit.’ if you disagree with my statement i urge you to sit on that for a while or ask some productive questions.

[biglawbear]

[gehe-lihiyot-androgynos-varda-d]

[neverendhing]

I want the blackhole in my heart to consume me and make me into nothing

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

there's no greater betrayal than finally starting to read a book you've had sitting for months on your shelf or your desk or your nightstand and then finding out it's bad. like. i gave you a fucking home.

[optimisticlucio]

you can tell that the protocols of the elders of zion is a fake story because it’s a book where a bunch of old jews gather in a room and agree on something

[jewish-joy]

Y'all are not doing "dogwhistles" of antisemitism. You're playing the trombone of Jew-hate in a jazz band, with a quality the local middle school's music department would be ashamed of.

[piedude]

[multifander-is-writing]

What an excellent addition to an already excellent post

[crevicedwelling]

spent far too long laughing at this chaotic little guy. he is only ever either yelling or running around like a little freak

[hilariouslarry]

[babsvibes]

[marvinthemillennialmouse]

Hi Bob. Nice to see you.

[riddleaugust]

[c---crow]

i keep seeing people talk about their bfs/husbands weaponizing incompetence to avoid grocery shopping or purposefully fucking it up. mine doesn't do that he'll shop on his own prerogative like an actually functional adult, his issue is he occasionally brings home a Cursed Item

[c---crow]

it is. uh. not good tasting

[c---crow]

i am also jewish he literally brought this home specifically to offend me

[roach-works]

wake up babe the 11th plague just dropped

[leonardo-nierman]

Jvp apparently doesn’t know how the jewish calendar works

[homochadensistm]

Jvp doing a blood libel more at 5

[swansongsd]

European leftists while Azerbaijan cleansed the entirety of its 400,000 Armenian population to practically 0:😴😇🥰👌

European leftists while israel retaliates to a vicious terror attack and creates many casualties because it's densely populated and hamas hides amongst their citizens: OMg gEnoCiDe BOyCoTT euroviSiOnn death to israel !! I mean isnotreal!! spit on the jeWS I mean ZIONISTS!!

[yitzh0k-r3uven-hal3v1]

Them: “nO, tHAts a BaD sOUrcE. iT’s liTERalLy an isRAELi nEWs ouTlEt”

Also them: (some bullshit story that’s clearly just propaganda) source: Al-Jazeera

[stuckinapril]

people who only use conventional social media are so funny bc they’ll casually be like “can I see your tumblr??” are you Insane. this is no instagram or twitter. this is my vault of secrets

[mellueminate]

"Oh can I see what stuff you see on Tumblr?"

[disgustinggf]