Witch of the West Valley

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[christophernolan]

#what a century 2020 has been 

[seras-sanctum-deactivated202005]

GOOD

[limewiremother]

good news Sunday

[welcome-totherealworld-blog]

[satanasa]

i loved her

[whitepeopletwitter]

[my-nig-ga]

So many of y’all needed to hear this 🥴

[a-fucking-velociraptor]

[niatalksalot-deactivated2021061]

This is the best post on Tumblr

[dragon-in-a-fez]

this bitch empty, TWEET

[adobsonartworks]

Have any of you heard of the Harvard MIT Pigeon Prank?

An MIT student dressed in a black-and-white striped shirt went to the Harvard football stadium every day of one summer, blowing a whistle while scattering breadcrumbs or birdseed to coax neighborhood pigeons down onto the field. At Harvard’s opening game of the season, upon the referee’s first whistle, it’s said that hundreds of pigeons descended onto the field, causing a half-hour delay. 

[bobacupcake]

the what.

[bobacupcake]

[guerrillatech]

[squirtle-daddy-deactivated20250]

👁👄👁

What

[stephanemiroux]

[accelerationist-king-piccolo]

Yeah in America that’s just an average Tuesday

[antifa-hulk]

lgbt ppl force their lifestyle on ppl? Try telling a straight woman at a hair salon you, a woman, want a buzzcut

[itistired]

Ashckdb when I was getting my hair cut off I showed lady the picture and she went to my mom to ask and my mom was like “….she 19” and then lady argued with me about during the ENTIRE cut and everytime she cut it shorter she said “this is nice, right? Keep it like this” I DONT WANT A BOB KAREN JUST CUT IT OFF

[221teabees-deactivated20230214]

I was trying to go from hair halfway down my shoulder blades to a pixie cut and the lady kept asking thinking she was done (even though I’d given her a pic) my mom and I kept having to tell her “no. Even shorter” and she was like “rEaLlY” the whole godddamn time. Like please just do your job

[the-alpha-poptart]

This exact reason is why I got to barbers and not places that typically work with women’s hair. At a typical salon, it’s a battle to get just a clean, short cut, and I end up walking out looking like I’m ready to pick a fight with a manager in a grocery store. At a barber? Usually the guys are super chill about it and excited to see how they can make the cut work with my facial structure. Only a few times I’ve had a guy warn me, “there’s some parts of this cut that are super masculine, I know a way we can make it still the same cut but a *little* softer” and even then it turned out amazing.

So tl;dr pro tip for ladies looking for that nice clean buzz; barbers can be your best friend!

[smooththegoofyshark]

I go to an old man that talks about his grandkids, and lemme tell ya when I went and asked for this like short pompadour-esque style that man got GIDDY doing my hair, unlike all the women I’ve gone to.

That was the first time I have ever like actually loved my hair after a haircut, ya gotta get an old barber if you want it short

[gahdamnpunk]

Lmfaaooooo Norway just called the US a dusty ass bitch and they ain’t wrong

[fuks]

[tagtra]

Im fucking crying on my break why is this so funny

[spiridakos]

[blacktwitterfunny]

[thehomosocialistchurch]

“If you are mean to me I will kill you. If you don’t completely submit to me, I will kill you.”

[hook-line-and-anarchy]

cops are terrorists in the worst possible way

[landofwindandthrowingshade]

Retail workers will be literally attacked on the job and we can’t defend ourselves, but these meaty fascists get to curbstomp you for having an “attitude” (read: anything they want)

[kitschyliving]

[airfierce-deactivated20201208]

He’s Ken’s Buddy… All of Ken’s Clothes… Fit Him…

[sauvamente]

Barbie worked a lot and her and Ken had an agreement

[digital-magus]

Quite the agreement it seems…

[gay-irl]

gay_irl

[orvillepeckdaily]

aldenbonecutter: Rhinestone Cowboy (link to photographer’s instagram!)

[byecolonizer]

White people,

Your parents and grandparents were animals.

Reminded me of this article I found about white people mailing t̶r̶o̶p̶h̶i̶e̶s̶ Native American remains from 1877….

Atrocities against Native Americans were so run of the mill and socially acceptable in the United States that white Americans would casually send the remains of Native Americans they murdered via U.S. Mail like trophies. This is an actual headline from the Baltimore Sun in 1877:

A society built on violence, fast forward to 2020, this is why we are here.

[loneliestgirl15]

since you have read this post you will be told good news tonight. if you reblog this post your best week starts now. if you ignore this post your best week starts now. i just want you to have a good week