Ozzaphale

They/he Average Sci-Fi enjoyer Ask me about the difference between lycans and werewolves.

[ozzaphale]

The scratches my cat gave me look like a sad face :[

[id: users wrist with neon green bracelet and three nearly-unseeable cat scratches in the form of a frowny face with two lines for the eyes and a simple curved line for the frown]

[ozzaphale]

but wait, there's more.

also- people are saying he rides a serf board, I thought it was a piece of kelp

[ozzaphale]

It’s been over a year since I posted this, holly shit…

[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[ozzaphale]

The phrase “Sober as a bitch” was used in this house today and now I must go outside and think about this.

[punkerduckiememes]

[shadowentityincorporated]

Love having adjacent interests with people yes tell me your weird connections to what I love and I’ll tell you weird connections to what you love

[ozzaphale]

ADJACENT INTEREST MENTIONED, YES COPPER LOVER, EXPLAIN TO ME THE BRUISING PROCESS OF A VULCAN

[shadowentityincorporated]

Love having adjacent interests with people yes tell me your weird connections to what I love and I’ll tell you weird connections to what you love

[ozzaphale]

ADJACENT INTEREST MENTIONED, YES COPPER LOVER, EXPLAIN TO ME THE BRUISING PROCESS OF A VULCAN

[homoidiotic]

[feralg0blin]

[solsticelosthermind]

I know this is a deeply American thing to say but I am begging everyone to stay the fuck away from military recruiters. Especially high school kids. You are going to be seeing an unholy amount of them in schools or around schools or literally anywhere kids are known to congregate. THIS INCLUDES ALL FORMS OF ROTC. Stay the fuck away from military recruiters. As someone who’s familiar with entirely too many branches through entirely too many friends and family, including my partner, recruiters are authorized to say literally any fucking thing they think will make you sign on that line. They cannot and will not deliver on those promises. They need bodies for the war they’re pretending is only now starting up again. That’s all you are. A body. Stay the FUCK away from the military.

[mr--archangel]

In honor of Valentine’s Day here’s all the kissing scenes in my favorite Sherlock BBC parody that I watch religiously.

[ruemilley]

for make a terrible comic day

[coelii]

how my wife and I communicate when we miss each other

[coelii]

ah fuck this is currently breaching containment

[ozzaphale]

AS A LYCAN ENTHUSIAST, THIS BRINGS ME AN UNBRIDLED AMOUNT OF JOY!! MY WIFE AND I WILL NOW BE EXHIBITING THIS BEHAVIOIR

[willgrahamscock]

KILL AI AND REBLOG AND CREATE ART IN 2026

[wizardshark]

They're doing nothing to me #controlgroup

[ozzaphale]

Felt the urge to draw and wanted to find a base to use. Somehow immediately got unmotivated and actually fucking disgusted by art. Sitting in my bed pondering.

#ponder

[byjove]

5 dead and 27 wounded in difficult conversation with mom

[wumblr]

beautiful women named magenta cartridge low are trying to contact me on my printer