highway to the cal[zone]

Likes: freshly vacuumed carpets

[pka-boo]

HAPPY HAWK (AGAIN) 🪶 | CHICAGO (JUL. 23, 2026)

[jonny-toews]

The hockey god giveth (kaner to Chicago) and the hockey god taketh (jonny retirement)

[hyakkunosuke]

[mattymartin]

↳ MAT BARZAL AT A PARTY IN THE HAMPTONS | 7.5.26

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

[etheltempest]

[anticurses]

[sofietrophied]

argentina this is… really embarrassing for you

[canesbian]

a people exclusive on the Bussis’ wedding! lots of photos.

[sevenforasecretnevertobetold]

If I still had a hockey podcast, this is definitely something I would talk about.

What a guy. What a fella.

[ok-notgood-probablybad]

i keep finding new pics from this photoshoot, really the gift that keeps on giving

[mycoins]

just realized we're all gonna make it!

[mycoins]

let's go!

[marisatomay]

There are US Senators dying who have never died before

[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think

[springfable]

some replies from minten’s fabtastic reply party on twitter

[venusswasaboy]

I quote this and laugh to myself very, very often.

[feastofsnakes]

this is actually literally how every day felt in high school

[openingadoor]