Frog 2

They/She ☆ I like Frogs. ☆ Talk to me about Epic: The Musical. Please. please please please please please please please please plea-

[ineffectualdemon]

Remember kids!

Be like Odysseus: Use a fake name when dealing with a stranger

Don't be like Odysseus 5 minutes later: doxing himself to the same stranger that he literally just blinded

[thevulturesquadron]

text: [ “Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing an essay, writing a eulogy, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing for 5000 years.” ]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[animentality]

[lilacthebooklover]

HEY

Have you finished your exams yet? How've they gone?

hii!!! omg it's been so long, how've you been? <3

i'm nearrrlyy done with my exams! i've done both my english lit papers (first one was a bit naff but i think i saved it with the second. worst comes to worst i got full marks on my NEA so that shouuld come in clutch). i've alsoo done all 3 of my psychology and they were all gorgeous. my first bio exam was last week and horrrific but i've still got bio paper 2 tomorrow and paper 3 next week to hopefully make up for it!! :DD then it's gonna be the llongest summer jkhkfhdfjffgf i acc can't wait 🥳🥳

[p0patochisps]

IT HAS BEEN! I kept meaning to send you a message or an ask but I'm notoriously shit at that so here we are XD

I've been good! Finished all my exams last week so I haven't had to think about revision in a while! My English language exam was the same, the first was so much worse than the second XD I'm hoping NEA keeps me where I want to be, same with History (I COOKED in my history coursework, I wont even lie).

Are you on AQA psych?? Because I thought all three of them were genuinely the best they could have been, solid 9/10 overall!

Oh god, Biology, I've heard stories. Again, AQA? Because my friend despised it, I've never seen her so mad over an exam. Good luck on your last two, you'll smash them! And then SUMMER! Did you apply to Uni?

[p0patochisps]

Shout out to my dad who didn't know I could draw in Tomodachi life and got mad (/hj) when I (jokingly) told him it was AI. We love anti-AI attitudes in this house.

Feat. the mii i was trying to show him

[exciting]

fights I would pay to see: sigmund “everyone is attracted to someone” freud vs John “sexual desire is evil and cereal can and will fix it” Kellogg

[moonlitdremr]

Asked my mom who both has a MA in psychology and currently works for Kellogg’s to weigh in for the hell of it

[dwagom]

enemies to lovers 500K slowburn

[parkchanwoohoo]

I understand how, when it comes to sensitive topics, people shut their brains down. I get it. I really do. But it's exhausting how many times I have to be like "There are no thought crimes, you have to actually harm someone or contribute to the harm of someone for you to be have done something bad."

And then I get legions of people who are like "Ah, so you're okay with people DOING BAD THINGS?" No, I'm explicitly against that

"Ah but if they DID THE BAD THINGS, it's because they were THINKING ABOUT IT and WANTING TO DO IT." Correct. The problem is the doing

"Oh, so you think NO ONE who EVER thought about doing bad things has EVER done a bad thing??" No. I'm sure many of them did think about it beforehand. I'm sure many also did not. It's the doing that's the issue

"So you want me to be COOL with PEOPLE DOING BAD THINGS" No. The doing is the problem. I also don't expect you to be cool with anything, I don't know you or care about you and nobody is owed any particular emotional reaction

"YOU WANT ME TO LOVE PEOPLE WHO DO BAD THINGS" Not really no

"YOU WANT ME TO KISS PEOPLE WHO THINK HARMFUL THOUGHTS ON THE MOUTH" Not really no

"SO YOU LOVE WHEN BAD THINGS ARE DONE" Where am I losing you

[king-monky]

Marriage is good and weddings are great but I hate modern wedding culture. You don’t need to bankrupt yourself to have a nice wedding. Stop supporting the wedding industry, stop buying outrageously priced engagement rings, stop spending 10k on a dress you’ll only ever wear once.

[tidy-tidings]

Coming from a professional event planner - weddings are egregiously expensive because companies openly raise prices at the word “wedding.” 

Pro Tip - Never drop the word wedding while planning if you don’t need to. Most things can be for “an event you’re planning.” This obviously doesn’t include things like the venue, DJ (who needs specific wedding songs), and the wedding dress company if you’re going that route versus just buying a dress.

For my wedding I got “discounted” cupcakes, flowers, decor, bridesmaids dresses, groomsman attire, and invitations. I did this by either searching for things that aren’t marketed for weddings or not telling the companies I was working with it was for a wedding. Because honestly, most of the time they don’t need to know why you’re ordering.

These companies target people planning their weddings and markup everything the second “wedding” is said. And it’s said often because people assume the services change exponentially for weddings. They absolutely do not. 

The best example are the cupcakes I had for my wedding. I used a designer cupcake store in town instead of spending $1000 on a wedding cake. If you place a large order of cupcakes with a cake tree for display - it costs about $150 for 100 (which is what I did). When you order their “wedding” package - the price raised to a $700 base for 100 cupcakes. The only other perk includes a “tasting.” Forget that. Our tasting was buying a few cupcakes in flavors we thought we’d like and picked three. It cost maybe $20. 

What these companies do is scummy and targets people who don’t have information about the event industry.

I will yell it from the rooftops until people realize there’s a better way.

[hgedits]

Your love for him was the messiest, silliest, most predictable thing in the universe. And it always made me smile.

[p0patochisps]

FOAMING AT THE MOUTH AND FUCKING SOBBING THEY GREW OLD TOGETHER AND THEY LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH HOLY FUCCKINV SHSK

[scarymonsters-andsupercreeps]

I’ve had enough

[thememedaddy]

[chucktaylorupset]

(via hornedchick)

Kurt Vonnegut wrote: “When I was 15, I spent a month working on an archeological dig. I was talking to one of the archeologists one day during our lunch break and he asked those kinds of “getting to know you” questions you ask young people: Do you play sports? What’s your favorite subject? And I told him, no I don’t play any sports. I do theater, I’m in choir, I play the violin and piano, I used to take art classes.

And he went WOW. That’s amazing! And I said, “Oh no, but I’m not any good at ANY of them.”

And he said something then that I will never forget and which absolutely blew my mind because no one had ever said anything like it to me before: “I don’t think being good at things is the point of doing them. I think you’ve got all these wonderful experiences with different skills, and that all teaches you things and makes you an interesting person, no matter how well you do them.”

And that honestly changed my life. Because I went from a failure, someone who hadn’t been talented enough at anything to excel, to someone who did things because I enjoyed them. I had been raised in such an achievement-oriented environment, so inundated with the myth of Talent, that I thought it was only worth doing things if you could “Win” at them.

[qjaiden]

[realmeowth]

the unique flavor of psychological damage they are giving to a specific demographic of gay 20-30 year olds by casting steven yeun as adult zuko and making him say gay shit

[propussyslayer]

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.