Alcoholic With Nice Eyelashes.

"And though she be but little, she is fierce" - Helena, A Midsummer Night's Dream, William Shakespeare

[badmiiversepost]

“take it back Samantha” “take it back”

[meanplastic]

Me in biology class

[d-disconsolate]

Don’t tell me I’m not alone, because at 3:57 am on a gloomy friday when I’m smothered in the darkness, there is no one there to hear my cries. No one to hold me as I scream out for help. It’s just me and my demons.

holly (via d-disconsolate)

[archiemcphee]

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[via Bored Panda]

[jennstarkid]

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD WHO IS THIS GUY YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER

[jennstarkid]

oh my god i cant stop laughing though this guy

[jennstarkid]

gUYS OH MY GOD STOP TEXTING HIM I AM SCARED NOW

[p0ptwat]

at the ER

dad: doc u gotta help me my son is sick

doc: *takes his temperature* he has a fever of 420°!! what did you do!!!

dad: *looks at camera sincerely* he copped my mixtape

[fancyeliza-deactivated20200804]

bobs burgers is an example of how fucking funny things can be when yoU ACTUALLY UTALISE YOUR FEMALE CHARACTERS FOR COMEDY INSTEAD OF HAVING THEM STAND THERE ROLLING THEIR EYES

DO YOU SEE

[simonjadis]

[greekmaid-deactivated20140505]

[kuuderewolfgirl-deactivated2014]

my gender is “conservative haircut and crewneck tshirt”

[bloody-men-with-blue-eyes]

[nikynaa]

I CAN NOT UNSEE

[upgrader]

[evilterf]

Women: I’d like to enjoy my day outside without being treated like my body is up for public scrutiny and having men scream disgusting things at me. Men: YOU WANT IT TO BE ILLEGAL FOR MEN TALK? WHAT THE FUCK? YOU WANT TO ELIMINATE FREEDOM OF SPEECH! YOU WANT TO DUCT TAPE ALL MEN’S MOUTHS SHUT SO THEY CAN NEVER TALK AGAIN!

[tardisity-deactivated20180723]

everybody you have ever met came out of a vagina screaming in fear

[principatus]

fuck boys but also fuck boys u feel me

[tapewermz]

[6thseason-deactivated20150606]

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

i hope everybody is doing their best even tho we’re all doomed

[hotwinger-deactivated20160517]

When your friend’s parent offers you a beverage, and you say no, even though you’re thirsty.

[extraordin-ry]

what even does picture signify 

[hotwinger-deactivated20160517]

When your friend’s parent offers you a beverage, and you say no, even though you’re thirsty.

[screenshotsofdespair]