someone: yeah i had a crush on them and turns out they liked me too so now we're dating
me: ......okay......that sounds fake but okay....
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someone: yeah i had a crush on them and turns out they liked me too so now we're dating
me: ......okay......that sounds fake but okay....
sunscorchx:
Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate…
So it turned itself transparent.
stick it to the man, Squid.
American Children: Hey, can we be murdered a little less please?
Republicans: What the fuck? What about my guns? What about me, a person innocently playing with my death-machines as a hobby? I am the real victim here. Kids these days are so entitled…
HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE
MAKE A WISH
the first post ever on tumblr
I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK
WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK
reblog this because it shows up every blue moon
I FOUND IT ✊
I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL
Who first posted this?
I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO END WITH A MEME OR SOME SHIT NO IT’S THE REAL ONE OH MY GOD
Wishing I’ll do well on my finals ✨
I think my least favorite part of being alive is that you can’t take a break when you need one like if your whole world crashes and burns you still have to show up to work? that’s wild!!!! Give the people a moment to recover!!!!
I love when people tell me I smell good
do you ever just smell an old perfume, or hear an old song, or pass an old hangout spot and kinda break inside for a couple minutes
anyone else feel like they missed the entire month of october. And the entire month of september. and the whole summer. and everything before that. anyone else passively floating through space and time. anyone else feeling like a member of the audience in a movie theater screening their own consciousness who’s just sitting back and eating snacks while everything plays out before them
my mom might’ve raised an emotionally vacant child with severe depression and anxiety but she didn’t raise a quitter
Hello yes, I am afraid your product works too well
Beautiful day in Central Park ❤️
Think you should be allowed to ‘spank’ your child although all new research shows that it lowers the IQ of the child, causes aggression, and invokes depression later in life? Then why don’t you think about this side of the argument the next time you speak in favor of ‘disciplining’ your child:
Hitting your wife or husband is called ‘domestic violence’ and is a crime.
Hitting another adult is called ‘assault’ and is a crime.
Hitting an animal is called ‘abuse’ and is a crime.
But, hitting a child is called ‘discipline’ and is not a crime.
Something feels wrong here, and I think it’s you.