obscure literary reference

Why are you here? Why am -I- here!?

[blooperzzz-deactivated20161222]

[newbarktownalumni]

I always wondered what surf would look like outside of a pool of water

[sunscorchx-blog]

Turns out, like a really wet sneeze.

[digidestined]

ughhhh the old guy who moved into the apartment must shower at least sixty times a day

and then also sprays himself with about eleven cans of lynx after each one

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME

[sunscorchx-blog]

Y’now, Rosy, I don’t think I’ve ever said this to you. You impressed me a whole lot with your decision to move out to Spain and do the teaching thing. You’ve been living on your own steam in a foreign country for, like... years.

I’m proud of you.

[sunscorchx-blog]

hey what's ur flight rising ID so I can friend you

You can find me under the username “Rhea”.

lolntrly

[greelin]

standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

[kafka-esquire]

Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.

[sunscorchx-blog]

Is Paul tumblr famous now?

[amoyed]

I wanna fuck so many of you

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

Nice nice but I wanna eat this turkey bacon BLT

[amoyed]

what the fuck is a blt

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

Do you not have Bacon Lettuce Tomato sandwiches in the UK….

[amoyed]

if we did we’d just call it a “bacon lettuce tomato sandwich”

[tachyglossine-deactivated201912]

nooo wtf its a blt

[kafka-esquire]

Yes we have BLTs, I dunno how these guys don’t know this.

[sunscorchx-blog]

Probably because they're 12.

[itsdansheehan]

[sunscorchx-blog]

Is this how to actually flirt? I mean, it's too late for me, now, but I'm still curious.

[sunscorchx-blog]

Probably the best thing ever to coincide on my feed.

[duelmonitors-blog]

Automation is Beautiful - A study in Minecraft machinery.

[sunscorchx-blog]

YES

(This is mine. I made this.)

(I love this.)

[hermionejg-deactivated20200701]

I’m watching Newsnight while I’m on tumblr. Or I’m tumbling while I’m watching Newsnight. But either way, I keep recalling that fucking great day that lexcanroar was on Newsnight and it makes me SO PROUD. SO. PROUD.

End of song.

[sunscorchx-blog]

Perfect thumbnail. Perfect.

[sunscorchx-blog]

LOL

It's ok, I already have a new account.

[quietcountrycafe-deactivated201]

*upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor 

[bonerfart]

[sunscorchx-blog]

Christ, I can't even imagine having to buy a refrigerator o_O Ours was included in the rental...

[sunscorchx-blog]

What are your qualifications, exactly? Could you do what Thrage did for FR, but better? More advanced? I've been looking to hire; you available?

Qualifications? Regarding programming? None whatsoever. I'm self-taught.

Feel free to email me at [email protected] if you're interested in commissioning some work.

[sunscorchx-blog]

Hey, this is probably silly but I don't want to make a neocodex account because FR staff banned people for that before. Could you continue to keep us updated on your bot(s) via dramarising?

All Flight Rising info on Codex is now behind account restrictions. Guests and brand new members are not able to access it. We also now advise being very careful with identifiable information - as such, there have been no problems since the first bans.

[sunscorchx-blog]

quick question if you got banned are you going to continue with updating and providing support for the bot? how will you be able to test them?

I can get new accounts, don't worry about that.

[sunscorchx-blog]

LOL

...ikr

[sunscorchx-blog]

Could you make another video or perhaps a livestream of some sort? I completely understand why you want to remain anonymous but I can't buy a product if there is not a guarantee it works as you claim it does

That's ok ^_^ Plenty of people have already purchased the program.

[dramarising]

Hi, everyone!

Just wanted to check in and reassure everyone that I’m still alive, still not banned, and still selling the autoplayer!

I was a bit late to the party this festival, but I’m already at over 1k Embers and rising. I haven’t checked how many chests I’ve gotten from the coliseum yet, though. I’ll update you later!

I will be releasing the Festive Favours AP later this week, so be sure to keep an eye on what I’m up to.

Much love,

Sweeney

[sharasflightrisingblog]

I’m getting real tired of hearing about this a**hole.

F***. YOU.

All you and your followers do is help to ruin the game for legit players, you are a menace and I hope you get taken down.

You are horrible and shouldn’t be such a f***ing a**hole.

undel xhaztol-fr aequorin-fr 

(edited for cursing, don’t want to upset anyone on accident)

[sunscorchx-blog]

Woah, now. Hold up.

I have followers!?